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Is Bruno Mars a secret member of the Illuminati? Let's look at the evidence.

In the "yes, he is" column, we have the fact that Mr. Mars headlined the 2014 Super Bowl Halftime show, which as everyone knows is a showcase for Illuminati members and their teachings, i.e. most of the celebrities. That's convincing enough, so we're not even going to bother to look at the arguments against the obvious conclusion that Mars's performance was full of proof.
Super Bowl XLVIII Was the Super Bowl of Conspiracy Theories

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February 3, 2014
WAY DOWN SOUTH WHERE THE TIMECUBE GOES 8:54 am February 3, 2014
Your Southern Snowghazi Conspiracy Theory: It’s Not Snow, It’s Chemtrails! Or Soylent Snow!

by Doktor Zoom


Lest you might worry that in today’s modern society of today, people are so jaded by technology and science that they have lost their sense of wonder and capacity to be amazed, watch this video of a South Carolina woman investigating for herself the strange properties of the alleged “snow” that fell on her area last week. Unlike normal snow, which people hold butane lighters up to all the time, this stuff doesn’t melt! In fact, it turns black and smells bad, like burning plastic. Or maybe burning butane! And so we have to ask: What is Obama up to?

Oh sure, there are already lots of people debunking this extraordinary proof that the government is spraying chemicals from jetliners, talking about “science” and “sublimation,” ad even going so far as to take the “snow” and put it in a microwave or saucepan, turning it into what appears to be “water.” But let us just ask you something: that “water” doesn’t burn or turn sooty, but the “snow” does! All that proves is that the nanobots inside the “snow” are able to break it down into a plausible approximation of water, which hides the government’s real agenda.

Your Southern Snowghazi Conspiracy Theory: It’s Not Snow, It’s Chemtrails! Or Soylent Snow!

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ORIGINAL: SadistDave

There are idiots in every political party. Conspiracy theories from the left abound too. Just look at these boards and youll find all kind of ridiculous theories about big pharma, big oil, Bush, Israel, and just about anything that opposes the liberal herd mentality. Hell, the entire Occutrash movement was based on leftist conspiracy theories about capitolism.

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ORIGINAL: SadistDave

Thank you for that fine example of left wing crazy talk.

-SD-

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ORIGINAL: tweakabelle

jlf you are missing the point.

This is sophisticated self deprecating Right wing humour at its non-alliterative breath-taking best. It panders to all the common left wing biases about the Right, while simultaneously demolishing the myths, demonising the leftie cynics and leaving the reader no alternative but to confront the evil communisit conspiracy underwriting the alleged facts and to examine the actions of the Chief Conspirator, Oblamer Himself. Thus we have incisive social commentary, in-depth political analysis and the revalation of the truth all conveyed and taught through the user-friendly idiot-proof medium of humour. Utterly brilliant in its conception, spectacularly ambitious in its execution and in a class of its own when it comes to content.

That it fails the usual tests is irrelevant. Ask yourself: Would they have succeeded in contaminating the water supply with fluouride had this been around in the day? Would the Civil Rights Act been passed had this been around in the day? Why have the Illuminati and NWO joined together to create the illusion of failing the usual tests? Why is the Anti-Christ a liberal? Now join the dots.

Can you now see the genius at work here? [8|]

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
The problem for the conservatives, is that most of the people that believe in the NWO etc seem to also vote republican, then turn around and accuse the sitting president of being behind FEMA detention centers, and other equally crazy things.

I can assure all you believers in conspiracy theories, the NWO is not going to use FEMA detention centers, we have actually recently perfected the "Total Recall" mind alteration devices with the help of the CIA and Microsoft.

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ORIGINAL: Zonie63

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
The problem for the conservatives, is that most of the people that believe in the NWO etc seem to also vote republican, then turn around and accuse the sitting president of being behind FEMA detention centers, and other equally crazy things.

I can assure all you believers in conspiracy theories, the NWO is not going to use FEMA detention centers, we have actually recently perfected the "Total Recall" mind alteration devices with the help of the CIA and Microsoft.

I think that Americans of all political stripes who have been around for a while tend to be somewhat cynical and mistrustful of government and other influential entities in the world, and there's certainly enough known corruption and abuses of power which we've already seen. There's too much secrecy and duplicity in government and politics that it becomes relatively easy for those to convince some people that they must be up to no good.

I'm not sure how some of these conspiracy theories are necessarily congruent with liberalism or conservatism though. It would seem to me that if there really were FEMA detention camps or the government was putting chemicals into the snow, it would be enough to outrage both liberal and conservative Americans.

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ORIGINAL: SadistDave

There are idiots in every political party. Conspiracy theories from the left abound too. Just look at these boards and youll find all kind of ridiculous theories about big pharma, big oil, Bush, Israel, and just about anything that opposes the liberal herd mentality. Hell, the entire Occutrash movement was based on leftist conspiracy theories about capitolism.

Its how the human mind works. Visually and mentally we see patterns in random things and our brains try to make sense of them. Its like seeing Jesus on a slice of toast. With any conspiracy theory (regardless of the source) all your seeing is someone who is trying to make sense of random event patterns.

But then, theres good money in promoting b.s. like global warming and SHTF, so conspiracy theories will be around for a long time.

-SD-

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ORIGINAL: Zonie63

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
The problem for the conservatives, is that most of the people that believe in the NWO etc seem to also vote republican, then turn around and accuse the sitting president of being behind FEMA detention centers, and other equally crazy things.

I can assure all you believers in conspiracy theories, the NWO is not going to use FEMA detention centers, we have actually recently perfected the "Total Recall" mind alteration devices with the help of the CIA and Microsoft.

I think that Americans of all political stripes who have been around for a while tend to be somewhat cynical and mistrustful of government and other influential entities in the world, and there's certainly enough known corruption and abuses of power which we've already seen. There's too much secrecy and duplicity in government and politics that it becomes relatively easy for those to convince some people that they must be up to no good.

I'm not sure how some of these conspiracy theories are necessarily congruent with liberalism or conservatism though. It would seem to me that if there really were FEMA detention camps or the government was putting chemicals into the snow, it would be enough to outrage both liberal and conservative Americans.

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ORIGINAL: Zonie63
I'm not sure how some of these conspiracy theories are necessarily congruent with liberalism or conservatism though. It would seem to me that if there really were FEMA detention camps or the government was putting chemicals into the snow, it would be enough to outrage both liberal and conservative Americans.

Except that during the congressional hearings on Iran/Contra when a congressman brought up FEMA camps, both those testifying and those in committee agreed that would be have to be held...in secret chambers. I wonder why. Plus let it be known that FEMA was never originally created by law but through executive order by Jimmie Carter, the budget of which has now reached billion$ and whose locations are off limits to the public and designed to house people who are to be kept in...i.e., a big jail.

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ORIGINAL: Zonie63

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ORIGINAL: Zonie63
I'm not sure how some of these conspiracy theories are necessarily congruent with liberalism or conservatism though. It would seem to me that if there really were FEMA detention camps or the government was putting chemicals into the snow, it would be enough to outrage both liberal and conservative Americans.

Except that during the congressional hearings on Iran/Contra when a congressman brought up FEMA camps, both those testifying and those in committee agreed that would be have to be held...in secret chambers. I wonder why. Plus let it be known that FEMA was never originally created by law but through executive order by Jimmie Carter, the budget of which has now reached billion$ and whose locations are off limits to the public and designed to house people who are to be kept in...i.e., a big jail.

If true, then this would reflect on both liberals and conservatives. I don't see where either side has room to criticize the other on this or many other issues.