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ShaharThorne -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 12:00:59 PM)

I just deal with my grey moments on a daily basis. Right now, we are dealing with a winter weather advisory. WTF is that?



Blonderfluff -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 12:08:17 PM)

All the time. And yes. I'm blonde.
I was trying to get my daughter to come with me to a work function. I was using everything I could to entice her to attend. I said "honey, I'm sure a lot of my co- workers will be bringing their ....eeeer.......ummmm.....you know, their ......boy children. "

She looked at me, disgusted "do you mean their SONS!?? Mom. Really. You need to start taking Ginko".

Little wise ass.



youthinkso121 -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 1:43:16 PM)

My delightful son said to me a few years ago.

"mum you no longer have blonde moments"

Me smiling, was about to say thanks son. He continued.

" you now live in a blonde world and occasionally visit reality".

Didn't know wether to hug him or hit, as I collapsed laughing.



theshytype -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 4:29:15 PM)

Blonde moment of the day:

My husband is flicking his head forward. I stare at him confused. He does it again. I'm still completely confused. I just stare as he does it a third time. Then, "Look! My god, you're such a blonde".
Usually he calls me a goof. This time he actually called me a blonde which I thought was funny, given your thread.



dcnovice -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 4:52:32 PM)

Years ago, colleagues and I were discussing the evils of movie colorization. One mentioned that when a colorized flick came on, she'd fiddle with the controls till the screen was black-and-what. "That's great!" I exclaimed,"I'm gonna do that too!"

Then I remembered: I had a black-and-white TV.



LadyPact -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 5:35:02 PM)

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ORIGINAL: MisterP61
Since legally I am allowed to have blonde moments and tell blonde jokes (and before LP gets in on this My grey hair IS just a different shade of blonde), I did have one last night. LP says "I can't find My hair scrunchies, I need to get the ones out of the truck". I turn to her and say "I got them out of the truck the other night and handed them to you. I don't know what YOU did with them". So, this morning We get in the truck to drive to Fairbanks, and She turns to Me and says "Uh, babe... those hair scrunchies you said You brought me from the truck... yeah, they are sitting right here". Talk about a "DOH" kind of moment. So I said "well I know I must have done it at least once for You. It seemed so real last night". [sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif][sm=biggrin.gif]

The bad part was that he was so convincing that he had done it that I started wondering what *I* had done with them. [8|]


ETA - And that fuzz that's on your head is not "another shade of blonde".




anniezz338 -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 5:42:45 PM)

I was heading out to work one morning and took the garbage to throw in the dumpster. I threw the bag and at that second realized my keys were in that hand. Yes, there went my keys into the dumpster and I was in heels and a skirt. I got really lucky when I saw the bag and saw that the keys had hooked on the tie part and it was easy to reach without climbing in. Whew



Dvr22999874 -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 5:56:07 PM)

My brother and I have always loathed each other and many years ago, when I was a kid and he was in the (British) army, he must have had a real blonde moment.
He was home on leave and going back to camp the next day and there was to be some kind of bigwig doing a full-dress-parade inspection, so he bullied me to spit-shine his boots. He must have forgetten the lack of brotherly love between us and the fact that I held a grudge.
I did a fine job on them and you could see your face in his toecaps.
He wore ordinary shoes to return to camp and didn't put his boots on until parade time. All was fine until he came to attention (this was in the days of the british 'double-stamp')......................I had melted the polish into his toecaps with a lighter and paid particular attention to the stitching that help the toecaps onto the rest of the boots...............as he did the double stamp and came smartly to attention, his toecaps fell off. He got 30 days C.B. and I made sure I wasn't around the next time he came home on leave.



ElectraGlide -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 6:03:50 PM)

A ex-girlfriends daughter of mine saw a Deer Crossing Sign and said, " how can the deer read that sign "



TNDommeK -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 7:38:26 PM)

I would totally say that^^



littlewonder -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 9:52:36 PM)

So I had another blonde moment tonight and Master teased me the entire night about it.

We were out to dinner and we got to talking about something. I don't even remember now what it was (blonde moment right there!). Anyway, I said something about a "rape person". Master looked at me for a minute and then said "you mean rapist"? eeerr.....yeah....rapist. [sm=doh.gif]

And then I almost left without our leftovers until the waiter brought them out to me as they were sitting on the table. Ooopps.



smileforme50 -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 10:08:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: anniezz338

I went to work with different color shoes one time.....a brown one and a black one.


I did that once!! Although I convinced myself I had a good excuse for doing it. I had 2 pairs of loafers...you know the kind with the patch of leather cut into a fringe over the toes, one was black and one was brown. I had to be at work by 6:00am so I didn't want to wake my roommate so I got dressed in the dark. I groped around in m closet and felt one "left" shoe with the fringe and one "right" shoe with fringe....and never noticed until someone at my job pointed it out. I didn't call it a blond moment....it was a "blind" moment.



littlewonder -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 10:16:21 PM)

Oh here's another I forgot about but just remembered. Last summer I was in the process of leaving my house and was getting all my stuff together to do so. I went to the freezer to get some ice for my thermos. Afterwards I couldn't find my phone. I was looking all over, couldn't find it. So I sat down on the couch to rethink, got back up to re-follow my steps.

eerr...it was in the freezer. I had forgotten I had it in my hand when I went to the freezer. I apparently sat it down to get the ice out. Thankfully it had only been in there a few minutes. [:D]




smileforme50 -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 10:18:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: ElectraGlide

A ex-girlfriends daughter of mine saw a Deer Crossing Sign and said, " how can the deer read that sign "


Have you ever heard Donna the Deer Lady ??? If you haven't....you really must....it's NOT an ACT....she is for REAL.



ElectraGlide -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 10:26:11 PM)

smileforme I just watched your video you posted, it was very funny and true.



smileforme50 -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 10:28:32 PM)

The biggest one I've probably ever had was that I got up one day and went to work on a day when I didn't have to work. It was Good Friday....so it was a paid holiday for us, but the buses were running on their usual schedule, so left at my usual time....took my usual TWO buses and went through my usual hour long commute. I got to the building and it was still locked up. I actually called a co-worker to ask where everyone else was.....

These stories remind me of Bill Engall and his "Here's Your Sign"



littlewonder -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 10:54:28 PM)

that reminds me of something Master did a couple of years ago. He's doesn't normally have blonde moments but one time he set his alarm to get up for work. He had fallen asleep extremely early that day.

The alarm goes off, he goes to work only to find it closed.

Turns out it was 6pm that he set his alarm for, not 6am. [:D]




smileforme50 -> RE: Blond moments (2/7/2014 11:29:48 PM)


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ORIGINAL: littlewonder

that reminds me of something Master did a couple of years ago. He's doesn't normally have blonde moments but one time he set his alarm to get up for work. He had fallen asleep extremely early that day.

The alarm goes off, he goes to work only to find it closed.

Turns out it was 6pm that he set his alarm for, not 6am. [:D]




And you weren't there to set the clock for him??? Shame on you! [:D] [:D]



MariaB -> RE: Blond moments (2/8/2014 4:49:52 AM)

I'm totally blonde. I once drove 20 miles back to a shop because I thought I had left my sunglasses on the counter. I parked outside, rushed in and breathlessly asked, 'where my sunglasses handed in? The assistant looked at me like I was joking before saying, 'they are on your head!'.

I visited my sick friend and sat at the end of her water bed chatting to her. I mentioned how comfortable the bed was and she said, 'well you are sat at the deep end'. I said, 'wow, I didn't realize water beds had deep and shallow ends'!

A friend asked me if I would feed her cats whilst she was away. She had 2 very expensive pedigree cats that couldn't go outside and one older cat that could. She explained that she had set the cat flap so that the older cat could get in but couldn't get out and so I needed to put him out after feeding him. When I arrived the cat flap didn't seem to be working so I fiddled with the dial before going home. The next day I arrived to find the old cat sitting inside looking bored and the two pedigree cats waiting at the back door for me to let them in :(



eulero83 -> RE: Blond moments (2/8/2014 5:50:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MariaB

I visited my sick friend and sat at the end of her water bed chatting to her. I mentioned how comfortable the bed was and she said, 'well you are sat at the deep end'. I said, 'wow, I didn't realize water beds had deep and shallow ends'!



In the moment I would have thought about your sentence as a quite smart joke.



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