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ResidentSadist -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/7/2014 9:21:19 PM)

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice
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Do you think there are phony profiles on this site?

If there are, no one's ever mentioned it.


"Dude", you're killing me with comedy.




littlewonder -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/7/2014 9:29:14 PM)


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

It also came with a urine-yellow warning saying "TOXIC: DISPOSE OF AS BIOHAZARD." That gave me pause. My disposal method, after all, was to eat the damn things.


ha ha! I had meds like that once and I remember Master seeing the label and saying "Holy Hell! WTF?". [:D]




smileforme50 -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/7/2014 9:45:00 PM)


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ORIGINAL: MercTech

And some of the profiles are grifters trying to suck people in for a money scam.

We had an infestation of Ghana Girls a while back. It was tragic how many 20 something women were sent to Ghana for their job and their company folded stranding them.


What's sad is that obviously somebody out there responds to them or else they wouldn't be a problem.

One thing I always tell my friends is that one advantage to being broke and having crappy credit is that no will try to scam you out of of money....because you don't have any, and no one will ever try to steal your identity....because they won't get very far with it anyway.




MercTech -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/8/2014 9:43:16 AM)


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ORIGINAL: littlewonder


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ORIGINAL: dcnovice

It also came with a urine-yellow warning saying "TOXIC: DISPOSE OF AS BIOHAZARD." That gave me pause. My disposal method, after all, was to eat the damn things.


ha ha! I had meds like that once and I remember Master seeing the label and saying "Holy Hell! WTF?". [:D]


I have to wonder if that was in California. So many things are cancer causing in California but nowhere else, etc. Any day I expect to hear that "California Department of Environmental Quality has determined that 'water' is hazardous material due to the high dihydrogen monoxide content. To be safe from dihydrogen monoxide in your 'water' the water should be boiled dry before drinking."




Urslaveman -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/8/2014 9:52:12 AM)

dihydrogen monoxide is not a problem. Never has been and only wakkos think so. Check out this link.http://www.dhmo.org/facts.html


Heres an excerpt. Used in

"in so-called "family planning" or "reproductive health" clinics,
as a major ingredient in many home-brewed bombs,
as a byproduct of hydrocarbon combustion in furnaces and air conditioning compressor operation,
in cult rituals,
by the Church of Scientology on their members and their members' families (although surprisingly, many members recently have contacted DHMO.org to vehemently deny such use),
by both the KKK and the NAACP during rallies and marches,
by members of Congress who are under investigation for financial corruption and inappropriate IM behavior,
by kids who play Beyblades,
by the clientele at a number of bath houses in New York City and San Francisco,
historically, in Hitler's death camps in Nazi Germany, and in prisons in Turkey, Serbia, Croatia, Libya, Iraq and Iran,
in World War II prison camps in Japan, and in prisons in China, for various forms of torture,
during many recent religious and ethnic wars in the Middle East,
by many terrorist organizations including al Qaeda,
in community swimming pools to maintain chemical balance,"




ThePrincessKali -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/8/2014 2:43:28 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Blueswordsman

Do you think there are phony profiles on this site? If so, do you have an idea why someone would fabricate a profile.

I expect almost everyone cuts a few pounds or years and understand a beginner embellishing on their experiences but why lie? What is the advantage?





It's the internet. Every one is exactly who they claim to be. There are literally thousands of 19 year old submissive girls begging for you to have your way with them. There are also thousands of dominant women who will do whatever you say just to get your rocks off. Every one who looks like a model definitely is. No one lies. I mean come on, it's not like people lie or misrepresent themselves in real life right? So why on earth would they do it in an online forum where it's nearly impossible to prove ones identity?




PeonForHer -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/8/2014 4:18:49 PM)

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With no offense intended, if I'm calling you "Dude," it probably means that I'm shooting straight from the hip, without bullshit or pretense. That's actually a lot coming from a protocol chick.


Please don't refer to yourself as a "chick" again, LP.

Thank you.




jlf1961 -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/8/2014 6:37:17 PM)

Gee phony profiles, I dont know, perhaps we should ask the Ancient Red Dragon living in Grand Central Station, or the Pegasuses, or the titans, Zues may know, but he rarely returns my calls.

Now as far as Lady Pact calling herself a chick, I bet she is the only one in the Universe that gets away with it.

Now as far as her claim to be a protocol anything, I beg to differ, she has yet to refer to me by my rank in the Bureau of Imperial Security, so she does not practice proper protocol all the time.

Getting back to the phony profile thing, in case you dont know, President Obama's Internet Thought Police, an agency assembled by Al Gore, the inventor of the internet, hunts down people who post phony profiles and executes them on the spot, harvest organs for transplants and using the rest of the biological unit (human) remains as ingredients for mystery meat found in school cafeterias, MRE's, and this will shock the vegans, the so called meatless hamburgers.




FrostedFlake -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/9/2014 12:42:19 AM)

My theory is, there is this computer club in a tiny town high school in Minnesota somewhere maybe, and three of the hopelessest guys there amuse each other with imaginary profiles they invent and post online.

It fits the available facts. that's the part I like.

ETA : That part where they try to get dates with each others imaginary friends, is actually MY fantasy. And an idle one. Get you mind out of the gutter.




epiphiny43 -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/9/2014 1:16:46 AM)

I thought it was well established fact that most profiles and internet personals ads were generated by drunken sophomore college dorm mates attempting to out do each other. Chat rooms, on the other hand, are mostly populated by self-professed 'hetro' guys with no sex or social life pretending to be horny women. Go figure?




MercTech -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/9/2014 10:24:39 PM)

What's more fun than making fake profiles is to get together with a group of friends to make fake Craigslist ads.
You do a betting pool on who can get the most replies in the first 24 hours.

I won it with:
"Just had a win at the lottery. I need a date to help me celebrate."

263 replies from paid escorts touting their services in the firth four hours alone. If you want poorly shot porn in your email inbox, I can recommend this method.




TNDommeK -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/10/2014 12:30:30 AM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

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ORIGINAL: dcnovice
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Do you think there are phony profiles on this site?

If there are, no one's ever mentioned it.


"Dude", you're killing me with comedy.


Ha!
Duuuuude!




MariaB -> RE: Are there phony profiles on CM? (2/10/2014 1:16:59 AM)

And for those who haven't already seen this site: http://www.online-slavery.com/collarme-from-female-perspective/#disqus_thread

And http://www.online-slavery.com/

The guy who runs the site often uses a fem profile on here but you would have to read those pages to find out who she is!




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