Humorous anecdotes from the lifestyle?

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DarkSteven -> Humorous anecdotes from the lifestyle? (2/10/2014 9:17:34 PM)
I was just thinking of some of the funny things that I've seen and experienced. When I was spanking a friend at a party, while telling her a drinking joke. My sub, who had heard the joke before, safeworded from across the room. When I was at a dungeon where I wasn't really known, and casually asked a friend/play partner, "Whenever I play with women, they keep shouting 'Red!' Do you have any idea why they'd do that?" When I was at a party and the Doms were offering up consequences upon their subs as gambling chips, such as ten strokes with a cane. I offered fifteen minutes of telling my sub jokes with no punchlines. She instantly piped up and said, "You've been doing that to me already for years, Sir." Please chime in with your own personal examples.

Delilya -> RE: Humorous anecdotes from the lifestyle? (2/13/2014 3:46:11 PM)
I was at a play party, listening to a Gorean Master explain to a sub friend of mine, about his lifestyle. He looked at me and asked what my opinion of Gorean was. I told him: I think it's just fine, they simply have it backwards. He wandered away... go figure.

Sexyladydee -> RE: Humorous anecdotes from the lifestyle? (4/30/2014 6:09:34 PM)
Before getting involved in the lifestyle I was at another lifestyle party when a friend's self proclaimed "pet" walks in on me in the bathroom. She proceeds to tell me that a friend of her Master had sex with her without her Master's permission. Now I'm at this party hawking my "women's only" toys and am currently in the bathroom when this occurs. I needed to google BDSM protocol because I had no clue. (No punch line needed.) In my vanilla life, long ago I was having an argument with my boyfriend of three months and he says something to me extremely aggressively. I started laughing and he asks me what's wrong. I smile and say, "I knew all along that there was something wrong with you." Then I ask him straight out if he has something he needs to tell me about himself. He shakes his head, starts to stutter and tells me I'm too dayum smart. Then he proceeds to tell me that even though he's never had a vanilla relationship before that he is capable of having one with me. He said that right after he admits that he turned his last three girlfriends into his subs. SMH I'm not selfish, just stubborn and usually right. Darkness isn't a place to hide, but a place to embrace. LadyDee

dcnovice -> RE: Humorous anecdotes from the lifestyle? (4/30/2014 7:36:23 PM)
I heard this from a guy at a gay BDSM group here in DC. He swore it was true. He was staffing the check-in table at a forum/discussion held in a hotel meeting room out in the burbs. A sweet, lovely lady came to the door. He eyed her twin set, pearls, and gray waves. Then he smiled and said, "The garden club is just two doors down, ma'am." She met his gaze placidly. "Why thank you, young man!" she said. "Is this the S&M forum then?" Out and proud though he was, he felt his face redden as he answered, "Well, um, yes, um, it is." "How lovely," she replied. "Then I'll just find myself a seat."

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Humorous anecdotes from the lifestyle? (4/30/2014 11:27:06 PM)
This is from way back when I was a sub, a pretty new one too. The Dom was stringing me up on an overhead chain & getting ready to flog me. When he reached up to snap the cuffs I was wearing to the overhead chain, his pants fell down around his ankles - in front of a whole dungeon-full of people. OMG, I laughed so hard the tears were streaming down my cheeks. Of course, he had to "save face" and swat me hard once w/ his English tawse but I just kept on laughing. [:D] NBMG

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