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Scared the dog to death - 2/12/2014 10:21:27 PM

TNDommeK

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I just totally sneezed LOUD and scared the dog to death. Hahaha!
Ok back to browsing off topic...

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/12/2014 10:38:16 PM

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Scared? Or scandalized?

What do you suppose he thought you said?

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 3:41:10 AM

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How loud was this sneeze?

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 8:43:30 AM

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I do that to my cat all the time.....I keep telling him that he's just too tense and really needs to relax.

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 11:56:06 AM

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It wasn't that loud but she's is scared of sneezed for some reason.
She's a weirdo.

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 2:42:15 PM

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Have you ever sneezed so hard your toenails hurt?

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 3:49:58 PM

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Have you ever sneezed so hard your toenails hurt?

No but I have sneeze so hard as to dislocate a rib.

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 4:32:35 PM

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Have you ever sneezed so hard your toenails hurt?

I sneezed once, so hard, that all my internal organs came to the surface and then, a tree fell on my house and squashed all of them and they couldn't be put back in.

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 4:48:06 PM

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Every time I sneeze, Mom goes "You take your Dayquil?"

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/13/2014 7:37:33 PM

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The dogs are used to my sneezes, but I did startle a polydactyl kitten that was sleeping on my chest, recently.

Which reminds me to put Bactine on the Walmart list. We are now out.

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/14/2014 2:10:08 AM

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The dogs are used to my sneezes, but I did startle a polydactyl kitten that was sleeping on my chest, recently.

Which reminds me to put Bactine on the Walmart list. We are now out.

(^^^Six, in honor of polydactly).

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RE: Scared the dog to death - 2/14/2014 10:41:36 AM

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Got to love those cats...

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