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LadyConstanze -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 12:54:11 PM)

You'll find that she's naturally black and tan, none of the tangoed variety... You just hold it against her that she poked you in the gollies when you visited




SorceressJ -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 12:56:56 PM)

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PeonForHer -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 12:59:16 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

You'll find that she's naturally black and tan, none of the tangoed variety... You just hold it against her that she poked you in the gollies when you visited


No, I hold it against her that she stopped.




ExiledTyrant -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 12:59:50 PM)


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ORIGINAL: SorceressJ

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Holy smoke! And this entire time I was a recluse because I thought my chocolate penis that ejaculates money was just too horrific for the rest of the world. I never thought there would be a demand for it.

Who knew?
Exiled




LadyConstanze -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 1:08:40 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

You'll find that she's naturally black and tan, none of the tangoed variety... You just hold it against her that she poked you in the gollies when you visited


No, I hold it against her that she stopped.


She complained about the smell ;)




SorceressJ -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 1:11:08 PM)

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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

You'll find that she's naturally black and tan, none of the tangoed variety... You just hold it against her that she poked you in the gollies when you visited


No, I hold it against her that she stopped.





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PeonForHer -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 2:07:17 PM)

A cute lil squoil! I love cute lil squoils!




PeonForHer -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 2:14:15 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

You'll find that she's naturally black and tan, none of the tangoed variety... You just hold it against her that she poked you in the gollies when you visited


No, I hold it against her that she stopped.


She complained about the smell ;)


Oh really? I thought it was because she got offended when I told her I couldn't stand feeling her teeth.




Lucylastic -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 2:31:52 PM)

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smileforme50 -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 2:40:44 PM)


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ORIGINAL: GoddessManko


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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

Shut up.

First of all, all of you in happy successful relationships, please understand that sooner or later, some terrible calamity will befall the pair of you and both of you will end up in a locked room watching Obama Speeches alternating with "Here Comes Honey Boo Boo."


Besides, no one knows which freaking Valentine that is supposed to be celebrated today!

The only enjoyable thing that happened was the St. Valentine's day massacre (okay not so much for the guys that got shot.)

And when you are a 53 year old Geek/survivalist/lunatic bent on world conquest, you are basically alone because you cant find a woman crazy as you are that wont try to take over your plans and feed you to the chucabras.

So quit celebrating already and join the ranks of the lonely and miserable.

These are exactly my plans, except without a TV because I'm either going to be a hobo, beach bum or wilderness woman. It's definitely on my bucket list as "the right way to retire". ;)


Personally, I decided on "beach bum" a LONG time ago......haven't changed my mind yet....




anniezz338 -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 2:50:00 PM)

Happy Valentines day to my mom, for the only relationship that has really stood the test of time. And that was dodgey at times.




GoddessManko -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 3:09:29 PM)


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze

You'll find that she's naturally black and tan, none of the tangoed variety... You just hold it against her that she poked you in the gollies when you visited


No, I hold it against her that she stopped.


She complained about the smell ;)


Oh really? I thought it was because she got offended when I told her I couldn't stand feeling her teeth.


Is it just me or is it seriously hot to watch these two go toe to toe, maybe because I so LOVE LadyConstanze's dry humor/sarcastic wit.
Seriously just yum! (Sorry to perv on this little dance going on, please ensue) ;-)
And Hi LadyConstanze *curtsies*




HoneyBears -> RE: Happy Valentine's Day.... now please (2/14/2014 7:34:51 PM)

Do not lose hope, there is surely a suitable woman out there for you who is seeking a Frustrated Evil Villain, jlf1961. Here, these are for you in the interim. [sm=flowers.gif]

(Better late than never. We thought this was for posting HVD messages....)

~•*(¯`•.•´¯)❥~ Happy Valentine's Day ~❥*•.¸¸.•*`*•~

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TheHeretic -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 10:20:37 PM)

Well, being that I'm sickeningly happy with a woman whose attitude towards Valentines Day is that we love eath other every day without needing a corporate-sponsored holiday to waste money showing, let me offer this to cheer you up a little...




















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TheHeretic -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 10:46:34 PM)

Then again, you might be right...













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TheHeretic -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/14/2014 10:48:31 PM)

Snap out of it, Jlf. She's out there, and probably looking for you too. [;)]




jlf1961 -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/15/2014 4:31:27 AM)


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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

Snap out of it, Jlf. She's out there, and probably looking for you too. [;)]



I know that someone is out there, heretic, but with my luck she will be at the airport while I am at the bus stop. [:D]

And I honestly cant say there is not a female that loves me, although she has four legs, fluffy tail, doesnt really talk, but like a human female she:

Steals the damn blankets at night,

Hogs the bed

Demands unconditional love and lots of attention.

Is high maintenance, I mean I just spent 400 bucks raising the fence.

Is critical of some of the music I listen to, I mean she cannot stand Pink Floyd.

But she is purdy....




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LadyConstanze -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/15/2014 5:12:38 AM)


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ORIGINAL: GoddessManko


Is it just me or is it seriously hot to watch these two go toe to toe, maybe because I so LOVE LadyConstanze's dry humor/sarcastic wit.
Seriously just yum! (Sorry to perv on this little dance going on, please ensue) ;-)
And Hi LadyConstanze *curtsies*


Peon doesn't live all that far from where I live, he visited about 2 years ago or so, was a bit terrified as I picked him up from the station with my 2 Dobies and eyed them a bit cautiously. Didn't take him long to figure out that they are actually fairly harmless and the most dangerous part of them is the back end, where sometimes really lethal winds emerge. When Kia poked him in the nether regions, he did groan "Good shot, wrong species!" then concentrated all his efforts on the male one, which says it all, doesn't it ;)

It was actually really funny as we had a heat wave and the whole town decided to wear hotpants, we took a stroll and saw a very very large, barely covered behind blocking the sidewalk, somebody had bent down to tie her shoes, and it was an image that looked like it was taken straight out of the "scary people of Walmart" pics, Peon just kept whimpering "I hope I'm able to forget it, how do you make things unseen?" Then we ran into a not so young lady, who still dresses like she's a teenager and had liberally covered herself in fake tan (and it was really patchy and very very orange) and Peon blurted out - well within her earshot: "OMG, I didn't know you have Oompa Loompas here!"




MisterP61 -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/15/2014 10:03:58 AM)

FR

Just wanted to comment on what a wonderful day LP and I had yesterday. The sun was shining bright, not a cloud in the sky (not commenting on -16 degrees), and We didn't hit a moose (thankfully... those fuckers are huge. Pictures really don't show how big they really are).

Knowing fully what shopping for Her things entails, I actually enjoyed it. The smile She gets when She finds something that She absolutely wanted and loves is priceless.





PeonForHer -> RE: Happy Valintines day.... now please (2/15/2014 3:17:49 PM)

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When Kia poked him in the nether regions, he did groan "Good shot, wrong species!" then concentrated all his efforts on the male one, which says it all, doesn't it ;)


I don't think it says anything unsavoury about me at all, Lady C, as you are clearly implying. The male had much more pert buttocks, that's all. I make no apologies for preferring well-kempt buttocks in my sexual targets.




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