LookieNoNookie
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...you could be in line to benefit from a lawsuit.
If you have used any of the following products/done any of the following things: aspirin, tomatoes, #2 pencils, a laptop, lap dance, driven a car, made love under the moonlight, asked your parents for a temporary loan, used the internet, said "hello" to anyone, rode a bicycle, thought about mermaids, listened to a TV commercial regards IRS overages, planted a tree, watched a movie, ever considered what it would be like to be famous, crossed a fire lane without questioning whether there may or may not be a fire imminently, dated a girl, dated a guy, wanted to date a girl, wanted to date a guy, painted your house, had others paint your house, eaten broccoli, asked someone if broccoli tasted good, questioned whether people who eat or have eaten broccoli are capable of giving rational advice as to appropriate foods to eat, discerned whether walking against traffic was viable, wondered what "viable" means, ever owned a vehicle with 4 wheels, wanted a vehicle, wish your vehicle could start on the first go around, wished you looked like Brad Pitt, know Brad Pitt, know anyone that knows Brad Pitt, have ever been to Los Angeles, wish you didn't live in Los Angeles, have ever been within 200 miles of Los Angeles, know anyone with license plates that are registered in Los Angeles....call this number right now:
"1 800 I Wish I had all kinds of money for nothing"
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If you have breathed air, or eaten food..... - 
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