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Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:24:52 AM   
OneSexyGuy


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Status: offline 		What do you think that Dom's have told you that you suck at the most? and how do you think you can do better?
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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:28:42 AM   
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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:30:48 AM   
OneSexyGuy


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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:33:13 AM   
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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 2:31:30 AM   
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My dom would say I'm a natural slob and start more things than I finish. I work on it with tick lists, practice, and being held accountable.

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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 4:42:41 AM   
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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 5:01:18 AM   
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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 6:48:29 AM   
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My Master says I'm not condescending or patronising enough and has told me to practise more.



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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 6:53:46 AM   
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ORIGINAL: OneSexyGuy

What do you think that Dom's have told you that you suck at the most? and how do you think you can do better?



His dick.

ETA: how can I do better. o.0 Rinse and repeat?

< Message edited by WinsomeDefiance -- 2/15/2014 6:54:57 AM >

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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 6:54:00 AM   
LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: myotherself

Bless your heart!


My Master says I'm not condescending or patronising enough and has told me to practise more.




LOL, when I looked around, I noticed that most of the trolls I knew have disappeared, seems you have practised a lot already?

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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 7:06:35 AM   
myotherself


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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 11:32:02 AM   
MisterP61


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Status: offline 		Really? Start a thread named this and then show a lack of patience. Golly gee whiz. I wonder what trait I would pick for you.

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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:02:25 PM   
OneSexyGuy


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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:13:35 PM   
Blueswordsman


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ORIGINAL: OneSexyGuy

What do you think that Dom's have told you that you suck at the most? and how do you think you can do better?

When your Dom told you "You suck and can do better" ....He was talking about a blow job

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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:16:37 PM   
OneSexyGuy


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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:20:13 PM   
OneSexyGuy


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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:23:45 PM   
angelikaJ


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ORIGINAL: OneSexyGuy

Man I was drunk and being stupid so IDK dude. Fuck it. lol.


Lovely thing on the profile side:
Anyone viewing your profile can hit the view forum posts button.
And now thay will know you were drunk and posted stuff that made no sense.

Maybe the thing to do would be to stop digging?


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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:53:11 PM   
LadyPact


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ORIGINAL: OneSexyGuy
Man I was drunk and being stupid so IDK dude. Fuck it. lol.

Well, at least that answers the question that I asked on the other thread.



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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 1:56:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: OneSexyGuy

What do you think that Dom's have told you that you suck at the most? and how do you think you can do better?


Are you trying to brush up on submissive talents or just trying to raise the ire of my /boys and /girls?

Corrupted minds want to know
Exiled

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RE: Improving yourself daily... a joke - 2/15/2014 2:00:41 PM   
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Are you trying to brush up on submissive talents or just trying to raise the ire of my /boys and /girls?

Corrupted minds want to know
Exiled

Hmmmmm. I think this reference goes to another thread as well, does it not?



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