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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 6:24:39 PM   
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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 6:37:51 PM   
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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 6:39:13 PM   
Dvr22999874


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Status: offline 		I met plenty of fairies when I was in the Merchant Navy. Do they count ?
I say trainers are genuine guys and a great idea and you should buy six of whatever he offers and maybe send one to me free of charge for giving you all this good advice.
Personally I think you sould all let this whacker send his money. He seems to be determined to do so and I am sure the trainer will find a use for it.

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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 6:42:06 PM   
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Is there a full moon tonight?


I believe it is.







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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 6:44:53 PM   
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Is there a full moon tonight?


I believe it is.



There is a full moon tonight


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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 7:01:37 PM   
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Why am I not surprised that everyone has an opinion, but no one seems to present any real facts related to a true encounter with this trainer?


Opinions about this? You bet! Encounters with a scam artist? Nope because I don't waste money on obvious scams. If I wanted to just piss away my hard earned money, Id just wipe my own ass with it. Still useless once I do it, but at least Id get something out of the deal before.

But the reason these scams work is because there is a sucker born every minute and a fool and his money are soon parted.

Hey, OP! I've got a sweet deal for you! Act right now and I've got some choice beachfront property for sale at unheard of prices out in Arizona. If you order in the next 20 minutes, I'll throw in the Brooklyn Bridge for pennies. And to make this a totally legit deal, I'll even throw in a borough of your choice in NYC.

I've got a beautiful coat made from Easter Bunny fur for sale too. You want unicorns? I've figured out a way to create them in white, gold, and rainbow sparkles with horns made of 14k gold. Still working on getting them to crap golden eggs and fart rainbows, but research is very promising.



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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 7:05:27 PM   
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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 9:15:07 PM   
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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 9:49:25 PM   
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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 9:53:12 PM   
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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 9:59:09 PM   
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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 10:01:05 PM   
DaddySatyr


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Damn. I miss all the good threads. Too bad he flounced, now what am I gonna do with this truckload of trained slaves that need placement? Damn, guess I gotta make that long trip to Grapevine again.....



I'm an ugly bastard with a lot of money, burning a hole in my pocket. Can I get a quantity discount?





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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 10:51:17 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: MasterCaneman

Damn. I miss all the good threads. Too bad he flounced, now what am I gonna do with this truckload of trained slaves that need placement? Damn, guess I gotta make that long trip to Grapevine again.....



I'm an ugly bastard with a lot of money, burning a hole in my pocket. Can I get a quantity discount?






No group discounts sorry, but how about this coupon? (bitch not included though)

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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 10:55:12 PM   
DaddySatyr


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No group discounts sorry, but how about this coupon? (bitch not included though)



Nah. I was just thinking that if I took a good portion of the "stock", everyone would be a winner.





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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 11:00:21 PM   
Darkfeather


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No group discounts sorry, but how about this coupon? (bitch not included though)



Nah. I was just thinking that if I took a good portion of the "stock", everyone would be a winner.






Exactly, stock, the coupon, some 80s Isaac Hayes music, and you will be set...

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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 11:02:27 PM   
DaddySatyr


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Exactly, stock, the coupon, some 80s Isaac Hayes music, and you will be set...



Isaac Hayes? Hell nah! Barry or Luther!





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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 11:07:34 PM   
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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather

Exactly, stock, the coupon, some 80s Isaac Hayes music, and you will be set...



Isaac Hayes? Hell nah! Barry or Luther!






You going for glass breaking baritone, I was thinking baby powder pimp slap, my bad

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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 11:09:16 PM   
DaddySatyr


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You going for glass breaking baritone, I was thinking baby powder pimp slap, my bad



Baritone is my wheelhouse. Ya gotta sing in the lady's ear!





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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 11:11:14 PM   
Darkfeather


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ORIGINAL: Darkfeather

You going for glass breaking baritone, I was thinking baby powder pimp slap, my bad



Baritone is my wheelhouse. Ya gotta sing in the lady's ear!






hell, those guys could drop a ladies pants at 50 paces, in a sound proof booth no less.

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RE: PLACEMENT BY TRAINER - 2/15/2014 11:20:53 PM   
DaddySatyr


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hell, those guys could drop a ladies pants at 50 paces, in a sound proof booth no less.



Back in the 80s, so could I LOL!





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