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How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undead ki... - 2/15/2014 6:42:30 PM

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Please look at the graph before responding.

I will have to try and upload the chart again before I comment.

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RE: How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undea... - 2/15/2014 6:44:54 PM

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It better work this time.

As we can see, most people stand and look at the killer as they approach.

Now here is my opinion for what its worth.

1) If you empty a large bore gun into the center mass of a guy wearing a hockey mask or any mask for that matter, the target gets back up, retreat is the order of the day, as fast as possible.

Now since these killers basically walk at a snail's pace, (except for ghost face in scream, but if you shoot that guy, he going down for the count,) you should be able to reach your car, adjust the seats, mirrors, and leave the area before the killer gets to you.

At this point, relocating to another state or overseas country is a good way to avoid meeting this person in the future, although Jason showed up on a space ship in the future.

2) Build a safe room in your home. This should be able to withstand objects propelled by an F5 tornado, and the door should have multiple locks and built like a vault door.

Oh, ladies, screaming the name of the person who just got folded, spindled, stabbed, dismembered, disemboweled, or otherwise met an untimely demise at the hands of the killer is not going to resurrect the dead. It will aid the killer in finding you.

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RE: How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undea... - 2/15/2014 7:44:38 PM

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Tharn.

We had some stupid woman around these parts just freeze like that. She had stolen the cart from a laundromat to take her clothes home in, went around the crossing barrier with a train coming, got a wheel stuck, then just stood there and stared at the train until it killed her.

I'd take a chance on getting murdered by Michael Myers, in exchange for fucking Jamie Lee Curtis.

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RE: How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undea... - 2/15/2014 8:24:01 PM

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She probably had her good panties in that basket

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RE: How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undea... - 2/15/2014 9:04:05 PM

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It better work this time.

As we can see, most people stand and look at the killer as they approach.

Now here is my opinion for what its worth.

1) If you empty a large bore gun into the center mass of a guy wearing a hockey mask or any mask for that matter, the target gets back up, retreat is the order of the day, as fast as possible.

Now since these killers basically walk at a snail's pace, (except for ghost face in scream, but if you shoot that guy, he going down for the count,) you should be able to reach your car, adjust the seats, mirrors, and leave the area before the killer gets to you.

At this point, relocating to another state or overseas country is a good way to avoid meeting this person in the future, although Jason showed up on a space ship in the future.

2) Build a safe room in your home. This should be able to withstand objects propelled by an F5 tornado, and the door should have multiple locks and built like a vault door.

Oh, ladies, screaming the name of the person who just got folded, spindled, stabbed, dismembered, disemboweled, or otherwise met an untimely demise at the hands of the killer is not going to resurrect the dead. It will aid the killer in finding you.

That really wouldn't make a difference because when the women run from the killer they always fall down or run into a corner or something that lets the killer catch up to them.

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RE: How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undea... - 2/15/2014 9:35:10 PM

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And why, pray tell, do they investigate the funny sound in the basement of a strange house, in a nightgown, and using just a freaking candle? Or do the classic victim move, run into the woods? That's why I never spend the night in a strange house without a 12 gauge loaded with high brass buck and a box of grenades. Funny sound in the basement? Fire in the hole! Problem solved. If the first one doesn't work, that's what the rest of the box is for.

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RE: How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undea... - 2/15/2014 10:34:44 PM

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RE: How to survive a run in with a serial killer, undea... - 2/16/2014 8:05:03 AM

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The walk through the house saying, "Hello? Is anybody there? Hello? That's not funny, you guys! Hello? Okay, well, I'm going to go take a shower now..."

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