TreSwank
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A.J. : To start off; one would think that your acerbic, cut through the bullshit wit and exemplary customer service skills would really score with the female persuasion. Am I right, TreSwank?
TreSwank: Don't get any of your funny ideas Angelina.......I thought I made it very clear that "We" were over. I mean, we're not even in the same place with our lives!
A.J.(Slightly heated) I don't even know who you are anymore, Tre! How can any two people possess the emotional rapport that we had, only for you to discard me like a used Clear, Blue, Easy home pregnancy kit.? What about my needs, Tre?
TreSwank: (Watching a seventy-six year old Jim Nabors doze off in the Audience) I'm sorry; did you say something?
A.J. You BASTARD!!! I could never muster up the nerve to tell Brad that the baby isn't his. I swear to God, I'll cut my wrists in the shower tonight if you don't confess your undying love for me.
TreSwank: (Glancing at his watch) Oh shit- I think I'm missing the Golden Girls! Tonight is the episode where Dorothy finally gets married! (Doesn't realize it's a re-run, and jogs off stage)
AJ: (Falls into a crying heap on the floor, while "Total Eclipse o f the Heart" plays softly in the background. The pathos of the scene is OVERWHELMING.)
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