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Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration

1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.)

2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus)

3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android.

4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons.

5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings)

6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock.

7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead.

8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am.

9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc.

10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes.

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I think my requirements are completely within reason.

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Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration

1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.)

2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus)

3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android.

4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons.

5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings)

6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock.

7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead.

8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am.

9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc.

10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes.

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ORIGINAL: DesFIP

When you talk about exposure to the Girl Scouts, does that mean membership or extend to cookie buying?

Because some things in this world are important, Samoas are one of them.

OP, unfortunately all you need is to meet one person who is among the great unwashed to start insisting on that.
Lots of women, sub and dom, say the same thing. Because they've been traumatized for life by showing up at Starbucks and being greeted by a guy with only two teeth left in his head.

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ORIGINAL: booklover13

I'm not in the lifestyle very long - a couple years. Had some nice experiences, some not so nice but nothing awful or life altering. I've learned so much from reading the boards. I've got a sense of how "normal" things should go. I've had lots of fun reading the excellent advice and stories from the folks on these boards,thank goodness.

Now, I have read some very peculiar standards in male doms profiles..Things like the sub has to engage in regular hygiene, dress presentably, act respectfully in public and last, but not least, she should have a job....don't ask for money.

Really, folks. You need to tell adult women that they need to bathe regularly?, have regular employment? and not go crazy when in a public place? That part I'm having trouble understanding.

Is this something relatively common among submissive women? We lope around life looking for someone to push us toward the shower stall and later, not dance around inappropriately in a restaurant or funeral. These are adult women.

Please. guys, don't think we're all like that. I wonder what subgroup of women acts like this.

Just wondering.

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ORIGINAL: GoddessManko

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961

I think my requirements are completely within reason.

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Requirements for subs or slaves seeking consideration

1) DNA sample to prove what species you are (wouldnt want to hook up with the wrong species of aliens, it could get me executed by my superiors.)

2) Video of your reaction to catnip (must make sure you have not been placed under the control of Felus Catus)

3) MRI and CT scan to make sure you are a biological lifeform and not an android.

4) Birth Certificate to prove what country and planet you were born on, see number one for reasons.

5) A cross section of your femur so that I can verify age (gotta count the rings)

6) A recent IQ test to verify that you are smarter than the average rock.

7) Upon meeting in person, you have to agree to a EEG and EKG to make sure you are not a zombie or any other form of undead.

8) Current psych eval, need to make sure you are not crazier than I am.

9) List of any subversive organizations you may have had contact with in highschool, FFA, FHA, ACA, Girl Scouts etc.

10) Current list of comics, anime, manga, and favorite super heroes.

LMAO! This guy is amazing. :) LOVE it!
PS: I do watch anime, hopefully I'm still one of the cool kids. And if not, then you should see my sis and her hubby's floor to ceiling comic book collection. ;)

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You would be surprised the number of messages that I get from subs/slaves that do not see the humor in this.

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ORIGINAL: GoddessManko

I notice your humor is consistently sarcastic and exceedingly clever., I'm not surprised that you quite often find yourself talking over some people's heads or lost in translation. I definitely wish I was graced with your endless wit. Your posts are an absolute delight. :)

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ORIGINAL: jlf1961
Please note that I am feeding the current philosophy that grunts and ground pounding Marines have an IQ slightly higher than the average rock.

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ORIGINAL: booklover13

I'm not in the lifestyle very long - a couple years. Had some nice experiences, some not so nice but nothing awful or life altering. I've learned so much from reading the boards. I've got a sense of how "normal" things should go. I've had lots of fun reading the excellent advice and stories from the folks on these boards,thank goodness.

Now, I have read some very peculiar standards in male doms profiles..Things like the sub has to engage in regular hygiene, dress presentably, act respectfully in public and last, but not least, she should have a job....don't ask for money.

Really, folks. You need to tell adult women that they need to bathe regularly?, have regular employment? and not go crazy when in a public place? That part I'm having trouble understanding.

Is this something relatively common among submissive women? We lope around life looking for someone to push us toward the shower stall and later, not dance around inappropriately in a restaurant or funeral. These are adult women.

Please. guys, don't think we're all like that. I wonder what subgroup of women acts like this.

Just wondering.

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ORIGINAL: ARIES83

The money part I can see being reasonable to put in somewhere... There are a lots scammers out there and I can see how it would be annoying to try and connect with someone only to findout you've be investing yourself in a fake, waste of time. Or someone looking for a free ride.

The other things though... Well, they are all things I would want to... But to actually state those are requirements...
Where are they picking up dates? The ghetto?

I kinda want to put "Don't Be Ghetto!" On my profile now![:D]