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bachus -> Grumpy Old Man (2/24/2014 3:48:21 PM)

Howdy people,

I thought lets introduce myself and see if i can find some friendly people to moan and groan to. I am Dutch so forgive me for the undoubtedly many spelling and grammar errors that are going to follow. So first lets get the boring part out of the way. I am Dominant, have countless years of experience , know everything that is to is to be known about BDSM. Basically every woman I am interested in, should bow down to me and declare herself to be in absolute awe (before I start a flame war, I do not mean what I just said , that is just me trying to be funny, I know, I know not very funny, we Dutch are strange, it is all the weed we smoke)

I have been in a TPE relationship for 12 years and like a good little boy, since I believe in monogamy, I have not been looking around and have not been keeping myself informed about what was happening in the BDSM dating scene. I always considered myself to be out there, extreme, on the edge, a bad boy, I always considered myself just a little bit less extreme than Hanibal Lector. Well it seems that after doing this for about 20+ years I have become one of the more softer, friendlier, dare I say it, loving hippie Doms. At least if I may believe some of the profiles I am encountering on collarme. So no Hanibal Lector more the Dalai Lama.

I have also realized I have become a victim to the irritable male syndrome (IMS) and like all good grumpy old man I like to vent a little. So when IMS gets the better of me I will start preaching on my pedestal and tell the world how wrong they are and how right I am. Please remember these are just the ravings of a poor pathetic old man, so take no notice of what I say.

What else is important well, that is actually a really big question, but like a typical man I am going to forgo the chance to talk philosophy and talk about myself. I am really a likable guy, bit silly, certainly considering my age. If you are ever bored and want to hear the ramblings of a grumpy old man drop me a line or wait for what is undoubtedly another pearl of wisdom that I will share with the world.

It is after midnight here, so this will be a shoot and forget thing until tomorrow. So if I do not reply it is not because I am rude (which might or might not be the case) it is because I am sleeping and have to work tomorrow.




Rasciallymisty -> RE: Grumpy Old Man (2/24/2014 5:25:32 PM)

Hello and welcome....loved your intro and your profile. OLD???????????? hun you are still young, wait till you get over the hill at least to call yourself old....hehehehe like us old folks. If you feel like you want to par take in some good rants politics and religion is a good one to lurk around in. There are is some great humor along with discussions that can be found among the boards as well. Its nice to have you here with us and hopefully you will find you like enough of us to stick around and become a poster too. [;)]




Blonderfluff -> RE: Grumpy Old Man (2/24/2014 5:28:53 PM)

Bachus
Welcome to the Forum side. I like you already!! Here is a pretty pretty please [:)] so you will stick around and play with us over here.




bachus -> RE: Grumpy Old Man (2/24/2014 11:08:19 PM)

Rasciallymisty you reminded me of a saying my wise old father used to tell me, well he was not really that wise, but which men really is.
Women are like a fine wine, they get better with age.
Men are like milk, we turn sour.

Thanks Blonderfluff for your kind words.




Rasciallymisty -> RE: Grumpy Old Man (2/25/2014 5:21:13 AM)

Awe thank you kindly....and you can do a lot with sour milk with the right recipes [;)] Look forward to seeing you join in.




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