bachus -> Grumpy Old Man (2/24/2014 3:48:21 PM)
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Howdy people, I thought lets introduce myself and see if i can find some friendly people to moan and groan to. I am Dutch so forgive me for the undoubtedly many spelling and grammar errors that are going to follow. So first lets get the boring part out of the way. I am Dominant, have countless years of experience , know everything that is to is to be known about BDSM. Basically every woman I am interested in, should bow down to me and declare herself to be in absolute awe (before I start a flame war, I do not mean what I just said , that is just me trying to be funny, I know, I know not very funny, we Dutch are strange, it is all the weed we smoke) I have been in a TPE relationship for 12 years and like a good little boy, since I believe in monogamy, I have not been looking around and have not been keeping myself informed about what was happening in the BDSM dating scene. I always considered myself to be out there, extreme, on the edge, a bad boy, I always considered myself just a little bit less extreme than Hanibal Lector. Well it seems that after doing this for about 20+ years I have become one of the more softer, friendlier, dare I say it, loving hippie Doms. At least if I may believe some of the profiles I am encountering on collarme. So no Hanibal Lector more the Dalai Lama. I have also realized I have become a victim to the irritable male syndrome (IMS) and like all good grumpy old man I like to vent a little. So when IMS gets the better of me I will start preaching on my pedestal and tell the world how wrong they are and how right I am. Please remember these are just the ravings of a poor pathetic old man, so take no notice of what I say. What else is important well, that is actually a really big question, but like a typical man I am going to forgo the chance to talk philosophy and talk about myself. I am really a likable guy, bit silly, certainly considering my age. If you are ever bored and want to hear the ramblings of a grumpy old man drop me a line or wait for what is undoubtedly another pearl of wisdom that I will share with the world. It is after midnight here, so this will be a shoot and forget thing until tomorrow. So if I do not reply it is not because I am rude (which might or might not be the case) it is because I am sleeping and have to work tomorrow.
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