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A little humor for the malesubs - 2/28/2014 4:57:15 PM

cloudboy

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It's quite common here for malesubs to be dumped into the Grinder of "do-me subs," "whiner's," and "narcissistic fetishists" who lack communication skills, treat women inappropriately, and otherwise expect fantasy fulfillment on their own terms --- but preferably not with a findom. Against this back drop I just wanted to share this profile ditty from a femdom:

I am a Goddess and I deserve to be worshipped.

I’ve always been given things without having to ask. Gifts, money, time. It doesn't matter, I get it all. And that’s the way I love it. I can be very fun, as long as things are done My way. I look down the subs that I interact with. Why? Because you are beneath Me. Simple fact. Once you understand that, you might just earn a place at My feet.

Don't expect that to happen overnight. You have to work like the dogs you are, giving me what I want, when I want.

Gotta say this just cracked me up. It probably has a bunch of guys excited, too. Good luck out there.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 2/28/2014 7:34:47 PM

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I think She viewed my profile once i remember reading that or something very similar in a profile.
I usually look at the profiles of those who view my own just to see where they are from if nothing else.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 2/28/2014 7:40:25 PM

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I should ad that those types just don't "do it" for me. I would prefer someone who wants to get to know me and let me get to know them so that i can learn what they want from me and what they can teach me so that i can be what they need.
Play is all well and good and a lot of fun but having someone to connect with is priceless and worth any effort to find.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 2/28/2014 10:50:49 PM

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Oh man... This is the realm of selfish egotistical dommes that really cracks me up.

I'd get her on her knees tied down to learn a little humility, and get her to write the following a few thousand times:

"Being dominant does not make me better than a sub." and "Being dominant doesn't give me a right to be a selfish pathetic bitch."

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/2/2014 9:36:04 AM

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This even cracks ME up, and I'm a FemDomme. I'm sure it has a few guy salivating. But for how long? Really? Who wants to be with someone that completely self-centered? And who obviously has no grasp of reality in the slightest. If what she's looking for are the insecure, self-worthless, downtrodden guys that really don't know any better, then more power to her (in her own very small little mind). I'd prefer a strong, self reliant, confident, secure man who CHOOSES to submit to me as much as I choose to own him.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/2/2014 9:46:16 AM

LadyConstanze

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Seriously, this doesn't sound very much like a woman, this sounds like a guy who wants to give some other guys masturbation fantasies while having them reach for the wallet...

It could be a teenage girl thinking "oh if I call myself Domme I just get stuff, how cool is that?" or it could be a scammer.

If some guy gets excited and gets wood from sending him/her gifts, cool beans!

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/2/2014 8:21:44 PM

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There's a reason porn for male subs has all that lowly worm shit. Because a lot of guys get off on it. Sounds like this profile is just targeting her niche audience.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/4/2014 9:44:43 AM

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Thanks for all the replies. Some people are just funny.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/4/2014 11:10:29 AM

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I actually think Des hit it right on the money here. How often do you hear Dominant women tell males that are brand new to stop getting their ideas from porn? That can't possibly be a one-sided proposition. I'm sure there are females out there who don't know any better, either. (Although, I agree this could be a dude trying to cash in from that angle.) The truth is that the lowly worm/you don't deserve me angle does work in the porn industry. I'm sure there are people who will think it will sell for their own personal advantage, too.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/4/2014 1:51:08 PM

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I honestly feel bad for any submissive (or any person for that matter) that thinks they are worthless. We all have value it just takes time to find someone that can see the value you place on yourself.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/12/2014 11:01:08 AM

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In my experience, the male subs who go for that "lowly worm" shit have an overblown sense of their own value. They don't want to submit, they want a Domme who will perform their fantasies for them. In that case, why shouldn't she expect something in return?

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/19/2014 11:47:40 AM

ThePrincessKali

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It sounds like an uninformed fin Domme. If you go to a strictly findom site that's what 90% of profiles look like. Before I was versed in financial domination one of the first guys I spoke to, who I now realize was a sub, wanted me to talk to him exactly like that. I thought he had self esteem problems but that's just what he enjoyed I suppose. I think a lot of girls think findom is an easy way to make money and assume that's how their supposed to act. Hell when I first signed up here I had submissives writing me telling me I wasn't bitchy or greedy enough on my profile so I thought I was supposed to act that way too. There are definitely a lot of men who enjoy being treated like they are worthless, probably more than you may think. That profile in particular sounds cookie cutter so I'm going with insta Domme.

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/19/2014 1:16:34 PM

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A little off topic … I always thought Dominatrix and Diva had more of an erotic and captivating quality then Domme or Goddess (just an opinion from a disinterested party)

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RE: A little humor for the malesubs - 3/26/2014 2:10:06 PM

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Just don't get the findom myself.

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