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I met all the proper requirements..... - 2/28/2014 7:34:07 PM

jlf1961

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This afternoon, after realizing that I had forgotten to get anything out for dinner, I made a command decision.

First, I checked to see how many extra large eggs were in the fridge.. 3 dozen were found.

Second, I diced up a 1 pound ham steak, in 1/2 inch cubes.

Third, I diced up 8 sweet peppers.

Fourth I diced up a sweet onion.

I fried a pound of thick sliced bacon, then cut it into small pieces.

I browned two pounds of country sausage, and proceeded to make sausage gravy.

2 dozen home made biscuits stacked neatly on a plate.

The usual condiments were on the table.

Tonight dinner consisted of omelets, biscuits and sausage gravy.

And there is plenty left over for breakfast in the morning, which means the dogs will have a biscuit, gravy and eggs in with dog food.

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RE: I met all the proper requirements..... - 3/1/2014 5:12:00 AM

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That actually sounds lip-smackin', finger-lickin' good. I just had a piece of toast with peanut butter

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RE: I met all the proper requirements..... - 3/1/2014 7:35:35 AM

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That actually sounds lip-smackin', finger-lickin' good. I just had a piece of toast with peanut butter

After perving your profile, I have to tell you that you would not have been able to make it in time for dinner since you live in a damn yankee state.

Damn yankee state = any state outside the borders of Texas

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RE: I met all the proper requirements..... - 3/1/2014 8:49:07 AM

kiwisub12

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Yum - I like breakfast for dinner, though I would have substituted pancakes for the biscuits, just because I like pancakes more - and they are easier to cook.

and, pshaw - to any non-North American - you're all damn Yankees.