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kristian90 -> Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 7:12:39 PM)

Hi

Are the some mistresses here who like online dominiation and like to give masturbation instructions?

I have try to find some instructions, and I like to get instructions to what I can do with me self.



OsideGirl -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 7:22:26 PM)

I'm gonna give you advice here:

You know the answer is "yes", there are some who do. Which means that your post comes off as wanker-ish and using the forums as a pick up joint. Both of which are distasteful.

Go ahead and read the sticky at the top of the Ask A Mistress. You'll gain some insight as to how to approach women on this site. (Because the reality is that most don't like things that read like "my dick, my dick, my dick".) Then take a deep breath and use the big head to think of a question or discussion subject that doesn't involve something as obvious as this post.



MistressDarkArt -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 7:44:26 PM)


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ORIGINAL: kristian90

Hi

Are the some mistresses here who like online dominiation and like to give masturbation instructions?

I have try to find some instructions, and I like to get instructions to what I can do with me self.


Sure. Get out your wallet and head on down to the Professional Services section. You'll run out of money before you run out of mistresses.



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 7:46:36 PM)

MDA, lol lol



kristian90 -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 8:11:12 PM)

Only for free



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 9:15:19 PM)

Only for free? You're joking, right?

There are plenty of free porn sites. This isn't one of them.



SeekingTrinity -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 9:22:47 PM)

~FRing it~

Dude, I don't even have a penis and even I know how to jack one off. Grab and pull. End of story. You're welcome



NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 9:27:05 PM)

Masturbation instructions? lol lol Are you talking about directions for edging? I'm really good at that but I'm sure not going to do it for some random dude on the internet for free. hahahahaha

NBMG



SylvereApLeanan -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/1/2014 9:32:14 PM)

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ORIGINAL: NiceButMeanGirl

I'm really good at that but I'm sure not going to do it for some random dude on the internet for free.


This...a thousand times THIS!!!



MsMJAY -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 3:08:41 AM)

Sweetie, there is no such thing as free. Everything is going to cost you something. Maybe not money, but you have to offer "something."

What are you offering in exchange for someone dominating you online and giving you masturbation instructions?

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ORIGINAL: kristian90

Only for free




angelikaJ -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 4:18:12 AM)

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ORIGINAL: kristian90

Hi

Are the some mistresses here who like online dominiation and like to give masturbation instructions?

I have try to find some instructions, and I like to get instructions to what I can do with me self.


There you go: with pictures and everything.
(Link is in your post)




LadyConstanze -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 4:18:15 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kristian90

Only for free



Seriously, unless you can perform some really spectacular tricks with your appendage, we ain't interested. Now if you would tell us that you can do stuff like pick up peanuts with your dick, we might want to watch, but it doesn't sound like it if you need instructions on a basic rub and tuck...



MsMJAY -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 4:38:31 AM)


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


quote:

ORIGINAL: kristian90

Only for free



Seriously, unless you can perform some really spectacular tricks with your appendage, we ain't interested. Now if you would tell us that you can do stuff like pick up peanuts with your dick, we might want to watch, but it doesn't sound like it if you need instructions on a basic rub and tuck...


I would totally watch that and even pay for the privilege. There should be thread called "cool dick tricks." If a man honestly could do something really unusual or spectacular with his member he could show it off.



angelikaJ -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 4:47:00 AM)


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ORIGINAL: MsMJAY


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ORIGINAL: LadyConstanze


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ORIGINAL: kristian90

Only for free



Seriously, unless you can perform some really spectacular tricks with your appendage, we ain't interested. Now if you would tell us that you can do stuff like pick up peanuts with your dick, we might want to watch, but it doesn't sound like it if you need instructions on a basic rub and tuck...


I would totally watch that and even pay for the privilege. There should be thread called "cool dick tricks." If a man honestly could do something really unusual or spectacular with his member he could show it off.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s0W_c0e5ljw
http://gothamist.com/2010/07/13/your_semi-nsfw_guide_to_the_puppetr.php



kristian90 -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 7:27:33 AM)

Not a normal or basic jerk. I like to do something extra, like anal play, little pain or something in bdsm.



LadyPact -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 7:32:33 AM)

Dude, you're not going to get any different answers than the guy who asked something similar earlier in the week. http://www.collarchat.com/m_4643654/tm.htm

Simple answer. The high majority of women who don't know you from Adam aren't all that interested in getting you off.



LadyConstanze -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 8:00:09 AM)


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ORIGINAL: kristian90

Not a normal or basic jerk. I like to do something extra, like anal play, little pain or something in bdsm.


And just give us a good reason why we should service you for free? Most of us don't want to see your junk, there are cam girls who will watch you but at least they are getting compensated for you boring them and their acting ability to pretend to be interested in what gets you off.

Just put it down to the fact that we don't want to take work away from cam girls, we're too nice for that.

You know this really is like a little child stomping his foot and saying "But I want sweeties!" If it's the child of a complete stranger, I just shrug my shoulders and walk away, let the parents deal with the little strop, not my problem. Seriously, give us a good reason why we should care enough to take time out to tell you how to rub one off?

But since it's Sunday and I'm in a rather good mood, why don't you get some table salt, mix it with some lube and then have a little hand shandy. If you want to know what's BDSM about it, I'll tell you after you're done, but you might have noticed yourself by then.



Rawni -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 9:02:34 AM)

The op hates housework...

You all know where I'm going with this don't you? [:D]

Three days of housework for yourself or others, minimum of 16 hours a day and then you can jerk any way you want to, unassisted and with the salt solution Lady C recommended. Touch that cock before that and I will curse it to fall off at the stroke of midnight on the sixth day or upon the 100th self stroke you give it.

First thing to learn about dominant women is they are different, but most won't service your kinky needs unless you find one that will accept your money to do so or they are getting something they want out of it. Like... respect and things they personally desire from someone that matters to them.



kristian90 -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 9:03:31 AM)

But it not must be a jerking or orgasm. I look after some tips to self play.



Rawni -> RE: Online and guided masturbation (3/2/2014 9:09:55 AM)

This isn't going to go well.

Young man... there is a language barrier, but besides that fact, you learned about bdsm somewhere. Where was that?

You may think so little of women that you can ask strangers to give you sexual enticements or suggestions on how to play with yourself in a bdsm way... but when you do so, you treat women as a tool to get off. How is that an okay thing even at 22? Do you think the women here are here to take care of cocks and guys acting dickish?



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