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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/26/2014 3:00:00 PM   
LadyConstanze


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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/26/2014 3:50:37 PM   
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That's like looking at a picture of Godiva's ...


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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 5:49:43 AM   
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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 5:59:27 AM   
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Status: offline 		Oh Fluffy, it's a sunny day today, having a lunch break after a good walk with the doggies and doing some work...

I have sunshine (no matter how brief it might be)

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:18:33 AM   
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I'm in my happy place. Jostle me when it's over...

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:20:32 AM   
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Status: offline 		Fuck the water cooler, I need a Jack Daniels IV drip, stat. Sometimes I can't believe how many IQ points people lose over a stupid thread at times.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:26:57 AM   
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Fuck the water cooler, I need a Jack Daniels IV drip, stat. Sometimes I can't believe how many IQ points people lose over a stupid thread at times.


Are you referring to a P&R topic, or something else. If it is P&R, Jack wont help, you need an ounce of an green illicit substance legal in Colorado and Washington state.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:28:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		Jeff, we DO have a bar here, correct?

I'll take a Bloody Mary. !!!!



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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:33:47 AM   
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Status: offline 		I had a little dip in the water, excited Dobie jumping up on me and pushing me into a canal, on the way home it started raining, I was so not bothered being wet already ;)

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:36:03 AM   
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Status: offline 		That sounds awesome LC!
It's bright and sunny here today. Still chilly, but temps climbing. Should be able to walk on the shore by Sat.

I need summer to get here!!!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:41:28 AM   
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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 11:48:01 AM   
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Status: offline 		Dog throwing me into the water, ha, not really lovely, it was damned cold, so quick hot shower.

Brought them both afterwards to a meeting (they're all crazy about the dogs) and they snored happily under the table, on the way back we passed the fish monger and they decided to make friends with the people in the nice smelling shop, I ended up with heaps of salmon heads (they're freaking huge) and when I tried to pay they charged me £1 and told me to come by more often, they always have them and to bring the beauties with me. I don't think I could keep the doggies away, they had stuffed them with tuna steak as "little treats). They love fish, I think I might substitute more fish than meat in their diet, the fish oil is great for their coats anyway, I just needed to cook the stuff they gave me in stages, couldn't find a pot big enough. Happy burping dogs now...

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 12:04:09 PM   
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Jeff, we DO have a bar here, correct?

I'll take a Bloody Mary. !!!!





Well considering I do not go to bars, per say, I prefer hole in the wall dives, which we do have one.

A nice smoke filled place where the honest and dishonest mingle, where those who have been kicked out of civilized places come to enjoy nachos, onion rings, etc.

A place with peanut shells on the floor and bacon whiskey sours.

A place where women get drunk and dance nekked on the bar.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 12:16:05 PM   
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Status: offline 		gah. we need a pot in the corner for umbrella's. pissin' down out here. has been all week. i'm just hoping it eases a bit by the time i'm ready for work... up and down hill and dale in pissin' rain isn't much fun.

one of these days it'll be autumn again and i can put the top down on the car!! (not looking for any sunshine today)


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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 12:38:31 PM   
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quote:

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Blonderfluff

Jeff, we DO have a bar here, correct?

I'll take a Bloody Mary. !!!!





Well considering I do not go to bars, per say, I prefer hole in the wall dives, which we do have one.

A nice smoke filled place where the honest and dishonest mingle, where those who have been kicked out of civilized places come to enjoy nachos, onion rings, etc.

A place with peanut shells on the floor and bacon whiskey sours.

A place where women get drunk and dance nekked on the bar.

You just described the place I work at, except for the dancing on the bar thang. Liability issues. Couple years back, some idiot tried that, fell, and sued the place. The owner stuck in a drop ceiling and threatened everyone with multiple lifetime bans if he caught anyone up there again.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 12:43:56 PM   
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Status: offline 		Ok!! A bartender, a round for the house!! On me!!! ~picking peanut shells out of my stilettos~

Let the nekkid bar dancing begin!!!!!!

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 12:48:00 PM   
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Status: offline 		....Four hours later, as I stock the coolers. "And you can stay down there in the dark until you can be a good girl," as I go back up the basement stairs and turn off the lights...

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 12:50:37 PM   
Blonderfluff


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Status: offline 		Hey!!!!!!

I'm very good a nekkid bar dancing ....and I'm skeered of the dark and the yucky spiders down here.....

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 1:15:26 PM   
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gah. we need a pot in the corner for umbrella's. pissin' down out here. has been all week. i'm just hoping it eases a bit by the time i'm ready for work... up and down hill and dale in pissin' rain isn't much fun.

one of these days it'll be autumn again and i can put the top down on the car!! (not looking for any sunshine today)



Anyone entering a dive with an umbrella would be looked upon with suspicion.

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RE: Our Water Cooler - 3/27/2014 2:10:34 PM   
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Status: offline 		MC, you reminded me of one of my bday parties, many many years ago (I was a student then and had a somewhat higher tolerance for booze than I have now) and it seemed like a jolly good idea to dance lambada on my kitchen table with somebody, unfortunately the table was just a regular sized table and I stepped into thin air. Next day, badly swollen ankle, confused how it happened, told the doc that I might have been sleep walking, doc looked at my file, grinned and said "It was your bday yesterday, good party?" Decided to not give me any pain killers as my system is possibly still a bit on booze overload and my liver couldn't cope...

A friend who had a camera with him held the pics over my head for a long long time, first class blackmail material, I was very happy when he accidentally cleaned his HD

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