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Movak -> Random jokes (7/7/2006 2:34:45 PM)
What do you call an entire country that uses prophylactics? A condom nation. What did the fish say when it swam into a concrete wall? Dam!! Movak

thorkin -> RE: Random jokes (7/7/2006 4:39:33 PM)
what did the farmer say when chicken little told him, "the sky is falling" "Good god damn a talking chicken"

gooddogbenji -> RE: Random jokes (7/7/2006 4:54:11 PM)
What's brown and sticky? A stick.

APiratesMistress -> RE: Random jokes (7/8/2006 1:34:34 PM)
A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants The bartender questions the steering wheel down his pants The pirate says "Yarr! It's drivin me nuts!" hehe, lil pirate humor for ya.

ExquisitAgony -> RE: Random jokes (7/8/2006 1:48:20 PM)
Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?? They sell more tickets............. ...............................................and what were YOU thinking??!!!

HarryVanWinkle -> RE: Random jokes (7/9/2006 1:05:41 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: APiratesMistress A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants The bartender questions the steering wheel down his pants The pirate says "Yarr! It's drivin me nuts!" hehe, lil pirate humor for ya. No intense offended, but I think my version of this joke, posted 9 days ago was better. http://www.collarchat.com/tm.asp?m=454338

gooddogbenji -> RE: Random jokes (7/9/2006 1:54:33 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: HarryVanWinkle quote: ORIGINAL: APiratesMistress A pirate walks into a bar with a steering wheel down his pants The bartender questions the steering wheel down his pants The pirate says "Yarr! It's drivin me nuts!" hehe, lil pirate humor for ya. No intense offended, but I think my version of this joke, posted 9 days ago was better. http://www.collarchat.com/tm.asp?m=454338 Don't make me go into the humouristic qualities of your respective jokes, but APiratesMistress' joke is funnier due to the Kloppenmeister-Newkerpel Principle. Yours, benji

RubberWitch -> RE: Random jokes (7/10/2006 1:17:40 AM)
A dyslexic man walks into a bra.... An englishman, irishman, scotsman, a rottweiler, two lesbians and a midgit with a piano walk into a bar, and the barman says "Is this a joke?" What's the difference between a sheeps bum and a glory hole? That explains a lot [;)] J

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