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TheHeretic -> RE: Fred Phelps, Westboro Baptist Church Founder, Is 'On The Edge Of Death' (3/18/2014 9:34:02 PM)
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ORIGINAL: Kirata
Phelps taught hate! Did you ever see his signs?" "Oh yes," said the angel smiling. "And so did many who had harbored the same feelings until Phelps showed them with how ugly they were. He saved more souls than you did!"
K.
That a nice thought, K. There is likely a truth in there.
As for me, I refer back to the teaching from Jesus that it is better to be a man who ties a millstone around his neck and drowns himself in the sea, than to be one who drives children away from a relationship with God. Then I think of the families of the lost servicemen who had to endure the message of his "church", so their sacrifice could be exploited to spread the hate further. I'm going with Freddy goes to hell.
Therefore:
Fred Phelps dies and goes to Hell. Satan greets him, and tell him that he will be able to choose his eternal torment.
He is first taken to a scorching desert plain, and sees a vast number of people standing on their heads while fire ants march and bite across their naked bodies, and legions of demons walk among them, lashing them randomly with bamboo canes. He is horrified, and shakes his head, "no."
He next is shown a smoking and steaming lava field, covered with sharp rocks, and sees a vast number of people standing on their heads, while great flocks of carrion birds swoop in and rip at their naked flesh, and legions of demons walk among them, lashing them randomly with bamboo canes. With the same look of horror, he shakes his head, "no."
He is taken to a third place, where a vast number of people are standing in the foulest of feces up to their knees, and speaking quietly among themselves. He is disgusted by the filth, but looks at Satan and nods his head, "yes." Satan departs, leaving him, as as Phelps makes his way toward the nearest group, a great swarm of biting flies rise up into the air, and legions of demons carrying bamboo canes come marching in, with their leader crying out, "breaktime is over - back on your heads!"
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