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DameDarkness -> Pentagon Announcement (7/8/2006 12:51:03 AM)
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Pentagon Announcement
The Pentagon announced today the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the United States Redneck Special Forces. These Alabama, Arkansas, Georgia, Kentucky, Mississippi, Missouri, Oklahoma, Tennessee, Texas, & West Virginia boys will be dropped into Iraq the first of next week They have been given only the following facts about terrorists:
1. The season opens on Monday.
2 There is no limit.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickups, country music or Jesus.
5. They are DIRECTLY RESPONSIBLE for the death of Dale Earnhardt.
We expect the problem in Iraq to be over by Friday.
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