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DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 6:51:59 PM

TreSwank

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This thread is meant to expose stupid, bullshit lines that a number of  people have used on first dates with TreSwank. Feel free to add your own.

Bullshit 1- "You know, I'm very intuitive".      Right........if you were really that intuitive you'd realize that TreSwank would rather wrap his lips around Lee Majors' bulbous, throbbing man-gristle than look at pictures of your ogre-esque kids.

Bullshit 2- "You know, I have ADD" (Bipolar, OCD etc.)          There are really poor souls out there that suffer from such mental conditions, but if they were anywhere near as prevalent as the folks that claim to have them, our country would be facing a serious mental health issue.

Bullshit 3- "You know, my tested IQ is off the charts when I was younger."       If your Stanford-Binet was really that high, you wouldn't be on a date with TreSwank right now. Smart girls know what's good for them.

Bullshit 4- "I'm a Libra, and Libra's tend to be very (insert bullshit adjectives here)"     I don't care what kind of fatuous bullshit that you read in Cosmopolitan about Libras; it's not like you're gonna be the next "Fun, Fearless, Female."

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 7:07:00 PM

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My personal favorite: "Women get me" If they got you then why are on a date with me and not snatched up by your balls?

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 7:16:14 PM

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Well, I had thought out a nice witty little reply to this, but when I tried to post it, CM wouldn't let me since the thread had been moved. So here's the lackluster second effort.

First there's the, "I really feel a strong connection to you," line. Uh huh. Right. You've known me for half an hour. You seriously couldn't come up with anything better to get in my panties? Sheesh. A sincere, "Do you wanna touch it?" would have flown over better than that steaming load of shit.

This of course leads us to the ever-popular, "I can really see us going places." Yes. Indeed. I can see me going to my car and driving home... alone.

Coming in last, but certainly not least is, "I love you." I've had the unfortunate experience of having this happen to me several times on a first date. It's so sad that the best I can do is pat them on the head while discreetly slipping arsenic, cyanide, or whatever happens to be in my purse at the time into their drink. It's the charitable thing to do. After all, isn't their some clause about cruelty to animals? Keeping the attention-starved thing alive would definitely qualify.

Edited to add: As a disclaimer to the above, I attract psychos, stalkers, men over eighty, boys under eight, and the mentally handicapped for some unkown reason. And typically they are the only ones I attract. I have no idea how I managed to get myself a great husband.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 7:30:01 PM

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How about: "I've never felt this way about anyone else". Yet another line to get some sumthin' sumthin'. If you've never felt this way, then there must be something wrong with you.

BTW naked, can i have some cyanide, i think it would come in handy.....

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 10:20:56 PM

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(insert girls name here) I can tell your my future ex wife.
Oh wait, thats a smartass remark i have made to women. never mind

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 10:32:59 PM

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Of course, there's the ever popular, "I know what women want."

If you knew what I wanted, buddy, you'd be on your knees with your credit cards out, a hot cup of coffee in your hand, a gag in your mouth because God knows I don't want to have to actually listen to you, and a feather duster up your ass so you could make yourself useful while I sipped my coffee and perused mail-order catalogs for the next thing I'm going to use to make your life a living nightmare.

Or something like that.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 10:42:04 PM

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"You remind me of my ex"

If i remind you of your ex, then let me save us both some time we'll never get back and leave. I never understood how a man can date a woman exactly like the one he just broke up with.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 11:50:24 PM

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Oh yeah. I guess that everyone else has been victim of the same kind of bullshit.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 11:53:11 PM

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You know, I have to admit I kind of like it when they pick up the tab. That never seems to happen these days.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/8/2006 11:56:45 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: TreSwank

Oh yeah. I guess that everyone else has been victim of the same kind of bullshit.

I don't think there's a person alive (who falls in the category of date-age) who hasn't had to deal with it.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 4:43:22 AM

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"It's all about you baby, I will do anything to please you" uggggghhhhhh get a clue!

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 5:35:54 AM

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Better they try then they sit around and let someone special slip through their fingers like I have in the past. I tend to think it is hard to break the ice sometimes and would never look down upon anyone for making such efforts. I suppose the real problem is there are so many people looking for cheap thrill that the genuine ones get tarred with the same brush.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 5:41:57 AM

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Oh, Lord...

I am undone!!!

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 6:00:38 AM

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Ya know, oddly enough I must say at my ripe old age of 44 I don't think I have ever actually been on a "first date" since I was 16 and it was my VERY first date. My other three odd relationships just developed gradually from friendships. I have met people from the net for lunch and stuff but never really considered it a date as I wasn't going into it expecting anything other than a meal with a friend. And LAM, if you ever have reason to come to Iowa City I will even buy you lunch. If I am feeling really generous and ambitious I might even cook....without the afore mentioned poisons that is...

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 7:27:52 AM

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Bullshit 3- "You know, my tested IQ is off the charts when I was younger." If your Stanford-Binet was really that high, you wouldn't be on a date with TreSwank right now. Smart girls know what's good for them.

First thing ive agreed with you on - smart girls really would know better than to date you lol.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 7:44:34 AM

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I've had the, I love you, on a first date. To which the response is, "no you don't, now go sort your head out"

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 5:20:38 PM

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Ohhhhhhhh. I 'll bet that I could SO pick you up if you lived in my, cockroach-infested, urine-scented, shithole of a town.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 6:33:50 PM

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Erm i think not lol.
With respect in that top and with that hair and ur attitude which i suspect is a lot of bravado you wouldnt have a hope in hell.
U r a cute little thing tho lol.

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 6:50:19 PM

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Right. I'll bet you're fantasizing about me right now-writing in your little pink diary: "TreSwank spoke to me today, and it made my snapper SO moist and slimy"

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RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG - 7/9/2006 6:56:03 PM

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Actually right now i am chatting to my Sir. I dont keep a little pink book but i do keep an online journal - you're not in it.

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