RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (Full Version)

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crouchingtigress -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/10/2006 12:20:46 PM)

so if urine infested bla bla bla is your town...why on earth would you live there?
 




Vendaval -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/10/2006 11:24:47 PM)

On a first meeting coffee date with someone met on the Net -
 
"My wife doesn't know I am here.  (pause) 
 "Neither does my girlfriend."
 
 
 Exit for nearest doorway.....
 
 
 Vendaval




TreSwank -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 12:03:24 AM)

Wow..........sounds like a big winner!!!




Bluebird -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 12:39:32 AM)

So why are you wearing an Army shirt in a Coast Guard (NL) and Navy (Groton) area?  Trying to start fights on purpose?  Just like on this rant?  [:D]
 
"Best" line I have had was (when I asked rhetorically "Did you not even read my profile?") "No, I stopped at your mesmerizing eyes."  Um hm, that will work.  Delete ....




TreSwank -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 1:01:18 AM)

Oh yeah.  That's pretty goddamn cheesy.




gooddogbenji -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 2:33:25 AM)

Although you do have mesmerising eyes.

Can I be your slave?  I'm a true, no limits slave.  I'll do anything for you!  Oral worship, foot worship, sex slave, queening, shoe worship, sex slave, full body worship, sex slave, anything!

Yours,


benji




missturbation -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 4:42:29 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Although you do have mesmerising eyes.

Can I be your slave?  I'm a true, no limits slave.  I'll do anything for you!  Oral worship, foot worship, sex slave, queening, shoe worship, sex slave, full body worship, sex slave, anything!

Yours,


benji


Hee hee think u just won a place in here lol




Tashacurly -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 6:38:47 AM)

I'm laughing at this post....at the original point of it (bad lines) and what it has become (sorta a I can one-up ya on the insults, thingy)....very entertaining. I dunno, what's so bad or insulting about being a gay male? Why do so many men find it offensive to be called such? Just wondering.
Anywho....I've had quite a few bad lines in my life....one of which comes from my very first e-mail here on CM...
"I would really like to know more about how your relationship with your Master and Lord works out, as I'm interested in being in a similar situation..."
I then responded to his e-mail...in which he then stated...
"Honestly, I just want to take YOUR place..." LMAO! Yeah, that was pretty funny...not exactly a pick up line of course, just thought you might get a laugh from it. Needless, slightly after this, he removed his profile from CM, go figure. You know, I've had several e-mails such as this...wanting to know how a relationship "like mine" works out....I'm more reserved when answering those now, lol.

Tasha




pahunkboy -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 7:44:54 AM)

--"ill call you"

- and any talk about exes.  i dont need to know how awfull the ex is. nor will i get into my exes. it only sets one up- the be the next awfull ex.




TreSwank -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/11/2006 8:54:58 AM)

Yes............TreSwank didn't realize how much it had become a shit-slinging match until a moderator sent him a message, asking him to "Calm it down, already".  By the way, I think that women and couples probably have it ten times worse on Collarme, because being a woman or having a woman involved will pretty much guarantee a perpetually stuffed inbox.




Bluebird -> RE: DATE-BUSTERS: THROWING UP THE BULLSHIT FLAG (7/12/2006 6:05:54 AM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: gooddogbenji

Although you do have mesmerising eyes.

Can I be your slave?  I'm a true, no limits slave.  I'll do anything for you!  Oral worship, foot worship, sex slave, queening, shoe worship, sex slave, full body worship, sex slave, anything!

Yours,

benji


Benji!  Bad dog!  Have you been hacking into my inbox to read all the inane mail I get?  Or are you the actual AUTHOR of said emails?




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