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April roll call - 3/31/2014 10:09:24 PM   
TNDommeK


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April fools day!
What's going on for this month?


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RE: April roll call - 3/31/2014 11:02:21 PM   
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I recently came to the realization that my entire life has been spent masquerading as a domme, and denying I'm actually a true slave. The truth is, I long to be naked in chains 24/7 for my ideal master: beer gut, comb-over, missing teeth, halitosis, an 'Alabama Man' wife-beater t-shirt, and of course, the hairier his back and ass are, the better.

April Fools!

March was an interesting re-entry into the world of solo performing. I worked furiously for a month recording backing tracks on various instruments to use with the live solo performance. Surprisingly, because it's me literally playing with myself, it sounds pretty organic. My 'band' is the smart phone sitting on the music stand, a Bose sound dock, and the mono keyboard amp I play my fiddle and sing through.

Huck graciously agreed to roadie for my 'maiden voyage' on St. Patrick's Day and I have to admit it was pretty unnerving seeing him in the audience. Playing for strangers is easy. Performing for someone I'm crazy about, not so much! All in all, it went really well and it feels good to be back in the saddle with lots of upcoming work. I have so much more freedom now to play what and for whom I wish sans inevitable band dynamics. And, I can't blame the mates for mistakes...I am the entire band.

Huck showed me this article in the SF Chronicle about an 88-year old one-woman band in SF, and it was very inspiring. Reading it, I felt like I was looking at my future. Check it out!

http://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/Jackie-Jones-Alemany-market-s-1-woman-band-on-5322493.php

All else is well. Enjoy the spring, everybody!

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RE: April roll call - 3/31/2014 11:19:40 PM   
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The start of my very, very slow but sure MtF transition.....god i picked the worst day to start, now everyone is gonna think im joking :(

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RE: April roll call - 4/1/2014 1:20:05 AM   
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Ha! MDA.. I was like "wth is she talking about!!"
Good one!

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RE: April roll call - 4/1/2014 9:27:32 AM   
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CobaltRose, keep your chin up & don't let it get to ya. If you really want to be a gal, it will be worth it in the end.

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RE: April roll call - 4/1/2014 1:49:05 PM   
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April is off to a fun start for me. Someone stole the stereo out of my car last night. It doesn't work and I was planning on replacing it anyway, so April Fools, tweaker. I've kind of realized that I hate living in the city, but I can't stand the suburbs either, so maybe an upgrade to a nicer neighborhood in the city is in order.

Professionally I've gotten back to work but I've had to push back on my boss already. He doesn't seem to get the fact that we're not going to get the same results with only half the manpower, and him not giving me access to the materials I need to actually DO my job.

Personally, however, life is looking good. I've got a nice young lady in my life and things are going swimmingly. I feel emotionally safe with her, and I have a feeling we're going to be together for quite some time. Spring is FINALLY here (70 and sunny today), and I really need to get out and hit the national park sometime soon.

I hope everyone is safe and feeling well(or at least 10% less disgusted now that winter seems to be gone).

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RE: April roll call - 4/1/2014 2:47:38 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RomanticRebel

I hope everyone is safe and feeling well(or at least 10% less disgusted now that winter seems to be gone).


Actually i hate spring. And miss winter.

Also my dog is having a seizure, and i cant do anything but watch and wait :( i feel so helpless.

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RE: April roll call - 4/1/2014 2:50:41 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CobaltRose


quote:

ORIGINAL: RomanticRebel

I hope everyone is safe and feeling well(or at least 10% less disgusted now that winter seems to be gone).


Actually i hate spring. And miss winter.

Also my dog is having a seizure, and i cant do anything but watch and wait :( i feel so helpless.



I'm sorry to hear about your dog. Have you had a vet check him or her out? There might be something they're able to do.

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RE: April roll call - 4/1/2014 2:57:42 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: RomanticRebel


quote:

ORIGINAL: CobaltRose


quote:

ORIGINAL: RomanticRebel

I hope everyone is safe and feeling well(or at least 10% less disgusted now that winter seems to be gone).


Actually i hate spring. And miss winter.

Also my dog is having a seizure, and i cant do anything but watch and wait :( i feel so helpless.



I'm sorry to hear about your dog. Have you had a vet check him or her out? There might be something they're able to do.

Its a she. Shes a Jack Russel. My mom said just to keep an eye on her.

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RE: April roll call - 4/2/2014 4:41:00 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: CobaltRose

The start of my very, very slow but sure MtF transition.....god i picked the worst day to start, now everyone is gonna think im joking :(


I've known my share of MtF's. Patience is a necessity -- as NicebutMeanGirl said, it will all be worth it in the end. And there are enough supportive people (and not-so-supportive) here on CM and elsewhere that you will be able to fall back on.

Good luck.

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RE: April roll call - 4/2/2014 6:36:57 PM   
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CR, personally I think you're doing a very brave thing. You will unfortunately encounter bigotry, as demonstrated here this evening, but you can do it.

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RE: April roll call - 4/2/2014 9:55:03 PM   
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(Waits until April Fool's Day is over before posting, lol.)

It was in the low to mid seventies today, and the break from all the bitter cold weather was nice.

My leg is very swelled up from a lot of driving and sitting so I spent most of the day in bed to keep it elevated. I'm probably going to have to use that dratted Ace bandage on my foot to help the lymph fluid drain out. (This is what happens to a limb when cancerous lymph nodes were surgically removed.) I have to keep computer time very short until the swelling goes down...on days like this I wish I had a laptop instead of this desk top computer, so I could enjoy online time while sitting on the couch with my leg elevated.

I wanted to do some sewing while bo was across the street taking care of his mother, BUT the dratted cutting wheel I bought at Walmart didn't work. Now that I'm home I bought a good one, a Fiskars (costs twice as much as the cheap one) but I can't because I left my cutting board on bo's pool table.

The kittens (and momma cat) we adopted are growing up...the two girls who were in her tummy while the prior batch nursed are teeny tiny, even at eight months of age. The boys from the first batch are ENORMOUS. At least 16 lbs. Though I wanted to keep the girls on kitten chow for their first year, the obesity of three other cats has forced me to get normal calorie adult cat chow for everyone instead.

I bought another Action Replay this month, this time for my Nintendo 3DS, because I'm tired of doing so much "grunt work" for basic (and expensive) supplies within my games. BUT! Aargh! The official site link was an old one and no amount of using their search feature could get me an update. Luckily another Pokemon friend of mine phoned and told me how to search Google and find the new link. I updated...but the machine won't accept the AR cartridge as they used to. She told me that this one would work differently, somehow involving the memory chip in my game machine, but I'll have to wait for her to get off of work to phone me from Oklahoma. (Waiting sucks.) The good thing with my game (Pokemon X) is that while doing Wonder Trades last night...these are blind, anonymous trades with no negotiation of any kind...someone gave me an uber rare "shiny" Pokemon! Yay! It's still a hatchling so I get to enjoy raising it.

The box of books I mailed to my ex-husband arrived and he is very excited about getting his hands on the cheese making books...and (biblical) stories he heard as a small child from his grandmother. Every page has very detailed art work and his kids now get to hear stories that their grandmother and great grandmother (both deceased) used to read to their father.

I got three full boxes of books out of my house this month. Yay me!

A friend of mine who recently relocated to Florida (he thought he was just there to visit with his adult son and family, but his slave phoned to tell him not to come home) wants my slave to drive his stuff from WV to Florida. bo's brain injury would make him nod off at the wheel after 2-3 hours, he is NOT up to anything like that and I thought our friend would know this about us after these past several years. I could do it easily. I love driving. However, Mapquest says that the gas would be over $300 (1,500 mile round trip). My minivan is over 20 years old and only gets 17 mpg in the city and 20 mpg on freeways. The friend can only come up with $200 and thinks it's plenty. Normally I would leap at a chance to go to Florida since mom and I haven't been there since before my aunt died (she had two time share condos and would give us one of her weeks sometimes, or else we would be invited to go during the same week she was going). We can't do motels and my knees won't let me sleep on the floor in a sleeping bag anymore. I'm still trying to juggle in my mind somehow pulling this off, but I would have to buy some tow truck type insurance (AAA?), and...this was so sudden I didn't have time to save up in case my vehicle needed some work or we had to order a part. Mom and I used to split the cost of trips and I'm giving her a chance to pull a rabbit out of her hat.

I admit...that my friend's house...has bedbugs. A heavy infestation. bo's house caught them from our friends and we got rid of them with only one box of diatomaceous earth. It took three months before they were all gone. I want to help our friend out but I had to warn my mother about this and offer some possible solutions, as well as offering to take complete responsibility for making sure her apartment doesn't get bugs. I am thinking of using outdoor garbage bags, each dusted with DE, and double bagged. Also, the entire inside of my minivan dusted with DE before I even pick up his stuff. Leaving his stuff in a car/minivan, parked in the hot sun for a few days would kill all the bugs, especially if we do this in Florida where it's hotter than WV. It would be taken to his son's house, the friend lives with the son and is aware of the bedbugs. My vehicle has four new tires and is working fine, and I haven't checked how much leeway I have on my credit cards. I haven't yet asked my friend if mom and I can be guests in their home for four or five days (there might not be extra beds). If I got into bad trouble with my vehicle, if I were around Orlando...my ex-husband lives there and is a master mechanic. I am still thinking this over.

If I hadn't let bo spend so much money on chain mail these past few months, Florida would't be an issue. If I can't do this right now, bo could store the stuff for him in one of his sheds. We can kill all the bugs through putting stuff in the deep freezer for days, through DE, etc., and then I guess we can start mailing boxes. I do not want to wait till summertime to drive it all to Florida. I hate Florida in summertime when it's hotter than hades. As a vacation, I would rather go camping at the national park near Myrtle Beach.

Mom needs me to take her to the next town over to see about something with her hearing aid. Then I will have to take her about two hours away, early in the morning (please somebody shoot me; I'm a night owl) to take her to a place where she can get affordable dental work done. She has replaced implants three times now, to the tune of $2,000 to $4,000 each time, and the same darned "teeth" came out AGAIN. This place does payments on a sliding scale, whatever that means.

I'm having a lot of trouble skinnying down my book collection. I want to keep everything but made a new year's resolution to get rid of book storage crates...that the books I keep must fit on my book cases. I have two shelves full of different bible versions, encyclopedia sets, etc., as well as too many Chicken Soup books, and yet I've found some more in a crate and now I need to somehow make it fit onto these two shelves. Aargh! I don't know what to get rid of and every time I put something into a give-it-away box, I end up changing my mind and rescuing it. If I can just manage to pry one or some of them out of my hands, the nearby nursing homes would appreciate them.

I've got six or eight last crates of books to sort through (to see if anything in there is easy for me to give away, lol) before I'm going to stack just six crates of them against one wall for later assimilation, so I can get these off of a table in the storage room. Within the next two weeks I am determined that that table is getting out of my house (or at least into my basement).

This warm weather is making me want to start pulling weeds and start some seedlings growing in my house. I want...some pretty sunflowers this year, and a pumpkin patch. I still don't have my indoor greenhouse (bought it at Walmart on sale) started yet. The hold up? Getting it some grow lights set into a board behind it, and cat proofing it (the plastic surrounding it is pitiful, my cats are laughing at it already). I bought some cheap, back of a door style mirrors to help blockade cats from entering the sides and to help spread the light around so I won't have to keep turning the plants around to keep their growth balanced. I want several types of lettuce (buttercrunch, romaine, ones with colors), some herbs (curly leafed parsley and chives and garlic), and some northern lights swiss chard. If there's room, maybe some spinach. Someday I want a room in my basement converted into a greenhouse, a place safe from cats, so I can grow my own tomatoes (the green leaves are poisonous to cats) and whatever else square foot type gardening can produce. It's going to be fun seeing what can grow well and what can't. Oh, and I want some dwarf trees in half barrels...like a lemon tree, a lime, and maybe figs. In my wildest dreams I'd also like to try my hand at some aquaponics... (In the meantime, I bought two books on it.)

I ordered some cheap used DVDs from Amazon to replace some of my old and mostly Disney cartoon movies on VHS. I'm trying to make all of my movies fit on their shelves too, and DVDs take up less space than VHS tapes. Anyway, they goofed up my Tarzan & Jane DVD. Sent the right box but inside...was a CD disk of one song from the Disney movie Tarzan. I'm getting a refund but can't send off for a new Tarzan & Jane for another month or two, when I buy another lot big enough to get me free shipping (super saver blah blah blah). One of the DVD disks I sent off for had all three K-9 movies (K-9, K-911, and K-9 P.I.), which means that the nursing home will be getting a donation of three VHS movies soon. DVDs will take 1/2 inch of shelf space instead of 3 inches, yay! I also picked up Disney's classic Robin Hood for $5...instead of paying $15 for it at Walmart.

I wish that some of you who knit...lived nearby so I could give away a bag or two of my yarn. The friend I was giving them to had to move over 8 hours away. I bought some new bernaise (sp?) yarn at the Dollar Tree that made me take a dislike to this other brand of fuzzy yarn I'd bought at the Dollar Tree several years before. I am physically incapable of throwing it away and have to find a way to re-home it, lol.

I wanted to replace some of our old board games because their (bought used) boxes were BLECH after all of these years and moves and storage damage, BUT...the Mouse Trap game I saw at Walmart was nothing like the one we have that I wanted to replace. Foiled again. I am also trying to part with some of my old chess game collection...yep, I just had to have me one of almost every type imaginable. I used to have a lot of kids coming to my old apartment to play board games, and so I have several of each variety when it comes to plastic and frosted glass. The nursing homes would not appreciate glass... Besides, almost nobody in WV seems to know how to play chess. I guess I'll have to tape some up and donate them to a second hand store (cringes). (I even have a shot glasses checkerboard set, lol, that I am NOT getting rid of.)

Our last MAsT meeting was lovely. The host had a drop dead gorgeous new house she's renting and I was like...wow wow wow.

I could shrivel up and die with envy...over the kitchen cabinets alone.




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RE: April roll call - 4/7/2014 4:13:58 AM   
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Well...had another injection for my sciatic nerve on the 28 last month and I am walking. I still wake up with back pain so I will bring that up when I see my PM doctor on the 14th. I also get back pain if I stand up too long, especially if I am washing dishes.

Met CountrySong and Aylee last Thursday and we went to the Caldwell Zoo in Tyler Friday. I was able to do a walkabout but my feet did not love me the next day. I also got a splinter in my butt when we stopped for a minute to change one of the um's diaper. I was able to get it out with no problem when I went to bed, no barb.

I think my fibro is acting up...I go to bed at 10 and wake up in pain in the early morning and have to take Tramadol and lay back down. get up a few hours later feeling better.

We have been getting rain like crazy. Mom was lucky to get the lawn mowed Saturday and Sunday, all hell breaks loose. We had the kids, so when the internet went down, we raided my DVD collection...I am not sure what they watch because I was falling asleep in the rocking chair...LOL! I take naps when I can, mainly to rest my body.

Mom has been doing PT for her back. This is her last week before seeing the PM doctor with me.

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RE: April roll call - 4/7/2014 4:57:10 AM   
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March went by so quickly!

One week down post-op, so well on the road to recovery. Another two to three weeks to go and I'm hoping to attend my first event in some months. I miss that face-to-face interaction at events. At least in a week I can stop my Heparin injections twice daily!

This coming Friday I have a maths assessment as part of a new diploma I'll be undertaking. Youtube is my friend in that respect for revising.

Above all, I'm keen to return to work as I love my job. Once back at work and in a pattern again I'll look for a Pilates course to do in the evenings to help me regain fitness.

@ShaharThorne, I hope this Fibro flare up soon dissipates.


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RE: April roll call - 4/7/2014 9:25:42 AM   
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I guess a lot of posts went poof during the, um, technical difficulties. I'm going to give duplicating the post that I had on here originally a shot. Probably going to be changed up a bit.

March recap. Last month, MP and I celebrated our twelfth wedding anniversary. Probably the best decision I ever made in My whole life. Last month, I also celebrated (yes, actually celebrated) making the second best decision of My life regarding kicking a person out of it.

April. We're gearing up for the move. The packers come on the seventeenth. We'll be out of the house on the thirtieth. Even though Alaska is still a part of the United States, they actually consider it an overseas tour. (Has to do with the cost of moving household goods and such. Makes sense from that angle. It's just still seems whacky.) The three years here is up.

I do have to say, I'd enthusiastically encourage anybody who was considering taking a vacation to Alaska to absolutely do it. The scenery here is like nowhere else. The summers are amazing. It honestly is a beautiful place.

I had posted this before, and I know some people saw it, but since many posts of the last few days have disappeared, I'm going to put it up again. I'm doing it because I don't want people to worry. Not because I think I'm that important. Folks, you're not going to be seeing Me around that much. I've got some real life things happening that are going to be taking precedence. I just don't do forums when I'm spending time with tk. There's going to be lots of that coming up in April, which I'm thrilled about. You won't be seeing many posts from this end. Nothing is wrong. I'll just be off being happy.


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RE: April roll call - 4/7/2014 6:43:05 PM   
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It's official! Huck and I are booked for Maui this month! House sitter in place, good advice from the 'packing for Maui' thread, our first real trip together :-) Btw, if someone wants a budget vacation booked while not sacrificing any creature comforts, Huck's your man. I gave him a tight, tight, tight total and he aced it within 10% while getting us an extra day! Plus, he took all the work out of it for me by arranging everything and driving 800 miles out of his way to pick me and deliver me home so I don't have to take the train to the airport.

Going to the Willie Nelson concert in SLO tomorrow night.

Have one gig to do before the Maui trip and it'll be easy and fun. Just some background piano jazz during a fashion show. I can literally do that blindfolded and won't have to schlep a single thing...just sit down at the grand and play.

April's shaping up really nicely!

Hope everyone has a nice Easter/Passover/whatever you celebrate!

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RE: April roll call - 4/8/2014 3:01:59 AM   
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While shopping yesterday, a lady had a buggy FULL of plastic eggs. That is going to be one heck of a hunt...

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RE: April roll call - 4/8/2014 5:54:11 AM   
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I refuse to admit t is April until it is May.
One of my boys is in jail. One is in the hospital. My favorite girls has lost her flipping mind. I think spring has made everyone nuts. One of the littles all but begged me to come see her last night and though I would actually like to I really don't have the time. I feel I am letting some of "kids" down a little at the moment but it is just not working out time wise. I am still working on pt and work and all I really want to do lately is take a nap. Happy April...until it is May.

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RE: April roll call - 4/8/2014 4:07:17 PM   
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This isn't in my life personally, but I've been volunteering with the new BSPC we are opening in my home town. It's finally got a permanent venue & the BSPC is taking possession of the venue on May 1, which is just around the corner. The Bellingham Sex Positive Center will be a dungeon/party + a social & eduational area for all sorts of groups.....LGBT, poly, kinksters, swingers and anyone else who isn't medievally uptight about sex & sexual expression. They will host parties, educational presentations, dances, and lots of other things. I'm really excited about it!

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RE: April roll call - 4/8/2014 6:54:20 PM   
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whoa.
I commented on this and its gone.
Long story short: I work all month cause its the end of tax season, while simultaneously the time of year my family's restaurant starts really ramping back up to full time work. Pretty much 50 hour work weeks until the end of April.

How annoying my first post got disappeared.

NBMG- That sounds really exciting!
LP- Best of luck on the move!
MIP- I'm with you, lets just skip to May.

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