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Critter Crazy Day... - 4/1/2014 4:40:41 PM

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Ok, what is going on today...

First an opossum doesn't want me getting into the truck to head to work this morning.

Then, in the parking lot at work, a skunk doesn't want me getting out and going into the plant.

I get home with a few groceries and this feral cat jumps in the truck and sits on my groceries hissing at me.

Is the Texas wildlife doing a "Food of the Gods" day? Oh, wait, mother nature must be noting the date today.

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/1/2014 5:49:26 PM

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ORIGINAL: MercTech

Ok, what is going on today...

First an opossum doesn't want me getting into the truck to head to work this morning.

Then, in the parking lot at work, a skunk doesn't want me getting out and going into the plant.

I get home with a few groceries and this feral cat jumps in the truck and sits on my groceries hissing at me.

Is the Texas wildlife doing a "Food of the Gods" day? Oh, wait, mother nature must be noting the date today.

The night is still young. Please put your helmet on and check under the bed before you retire for the evening.

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/1/2014 6:07:52 PM

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Welding gloves might be a good idea.

At least, for the next couple days.

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/1/2014 6:37:10 PM

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The kind of day you're having, there's probably a tarantula in your bed right now.....

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/1/2014 7:12:10 PM

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The kind of day you're having, there's probably a tarantula in your bed right now.....

Ten bucks says he'll be sleeping on the couch tonight.

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/1/2014 9:16:34 PM

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Obviously you should have called out today.

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/2/2014 6:51:00 AM

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ORIGINAL: MercTech

Ok, what is going on today...

First an opossum doesn't want me getting into the truck to head to work this morning.

Then, in the parking lot at work, a skunk doesn't want me getting out and going into the plant.

I get home with a few groceries and this feral cat jumps in the truck and sits on my groceries hissing at me.

Is the Texas wildlife doing a "Food of the Gods" day? Oh, wait, mother nature must be noting the date today.

They were all playing April Fools jokes on you. They really just wanted a belly scratching!

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/2/2014 7:26:35 AM

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Spring is in the air and the sap in everyone and all aminals(yes I know its a twpo:) is rising???

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/2/2014 8:37:33 AM

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Spring is in the air and the sap in everyone and all aminals(yes I know its a twpo:) is rising???

In my head, I am hearing "oh baby my sap is rising, c'mere and tap it for me!".

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/2/2014 8:49:33 AM

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glad Im not the only one:)

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/2/2014 9:45:08 AM

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At least it didn't round off with a deer throwing itself at your truck!

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/2/2014 5:34:47 PM

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Yesterday was Critter Crazy Day.

Today it was giving a reactor a head job.

Yes, my sense of humor is even more warped than usual lately.

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RE: Critter Crazy Day... - 4/2/2014 7:04:04 PM

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Pics, or it didn't happen.

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