jlf1961
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Joined: 6/10/2008 From: Somewhere Texas Status: offline
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer JLF, you should stop wearing red, especially around Christmas. And, within a decade, either shave off your beard or dye it. Just saying. Otherwise, in say fifteen years time, small kids are going to start tugging at your trouser leg, come December, with the obvious and deeply humiliating question. That happens to a friend of mine frequently. It's not good. Alternatively, you could just shoot any little fucker that asks you *that question*. I'm sure the courts over there would OK that response as fair and reasonable, what with your 2nd Amendment, and stuff. Actually, you cant shoot the kids, not that I want to. As for "that question," I take it that you mean "Did they have TV when you were a kid?" or "Did they have cars when you were a kid?" and worse, "What is Blue Oyster Cult?"
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Boy, it sure would be nice if we had some grenades, don't you think? You cannot control who comes into your life, but you can control which airlock you throw them out of. Paranoid Paramilitary Gun Loving Conspiracy Theorist AND EQUAL OPPORTUNI
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