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Rant ... - 7/8/2006 8:56:58 PM

caitlyn

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I've been a member here for about 18 months ... I'll be twenty years old pretty soon ... I've never had a good rant. Time to fix that.

I have to be a loser. I was supposed to work tonight, but didn't feel like dealing with the Saturday night bullshit. I don't have a date tonight ... I've actually dumped, or been dumped by, every single cool guy I know ... hell, I've even been through the half nice/have assholes that I know. Ok ... I have a sort of steady boyfriend, but he is out with his drunked guy friends ... thinking I was working. Doesn't he know I'm a loser and he was supposed to change his plans when I changed mine? Fucking men.

John Warren thinks I need electric shock. If that ends up in his next book, I'm going to sue.

The most fun I had all night was bitching at the English people for bitching about the American people. I can't even start a good fight on the fucking internet.

So, since I'm not working, and don't have a date (Can this actually be happening to me on a Saturday?????) I decided that I'm actually quite ill with some mystery illness, and took Nyquil. I don't have any symptoms, but am ill none the less. I must be ... what other reason could there be?

I sneaked downstairs and swiped some of my foster dad's Crown Royal. I still live with my foster parents ... did I mention that I'm a loser? By the way, never mix Crown with Nyquil. It makes you rant about stupid shit on the internet ... stuff that you will read tomorrow, and wonder where Mod-11 was with that delete key, when you needed them.

Rant over ... carry on.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 9:26:27 PM

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Well, you could always move to Nevada lol, i'd take you drinking with me rather then having that watered down crown crap. And by the way, if you need a date when you have a boyfriend, he aint your boyfriend...or at least shouldent be.

Now if you'll excuse me, I got 5 fat italians and a sicilian I hate who I know i'm prolly gonna kill by tomarrow morning, a city where anything goes, 100 bucks on a game tomarrow that I dont understand, plenty of sweet wine with enough food in different houses of relatives to feed an army, my favorite leather jacket, a freshly buzzed head and enough stubble on my face to make me look damn sexy, Howard Stern replaying on my sat radio, a brand new charger V8 motherfucking hemi that one of the italians is letting me drive for tonight [my favorite car I should add], and nice brand new underwear. A cute Texan would fit in nice with all that, oh well.

See ya'll....umm...well shit I'm not sure when lol.

-Tiger.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 9:48:38 PM

LaMalinche

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Dayum Tiger. . .

You have never made me that offer.

I am cute and from KS (okay. . . okay. . . originally Western CO) and that sounds like a grand time to me.

Caitlyn,

Why don't you go out by yourself. . . hit your downtown area, or a couple of coffee shops and just meet some new people and have a good time. Or go to a dance club? You could always come to KS and we would be willing to take you out.

I hope that you feel bad in the morning and that your evening cocktail does not make you feel too rotten.

BTW. . . anyone that would willing take NyQuil and Crown Royal is VERY VERY ill.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 9:51:25 PM

litleone8620

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Ugh as if Crown Royal isn't bad enough....

I prefer to be home. I am such a homebody. Anyone need their house cleaned?

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 10:01:03 PM

LaMalinche

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Well litleone, if you had asked me that about 10 days ago, I would have jumped at the offer, but right now all I have are some dishes, and one of the roommates is supposed to be doing them (although I may have to get out the dressage whip if they are not done by the time I am off work).

I enjoy going out, but staying at home is fine as well. I have no problem finding entertainment. Come to my house sometime if you would like and I will teach you a few new games.

Take Care.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 10:05:55 PM

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quote:

I prefer to be home. I am such a homebody. Anyone need their house cleaned?

YES!! When can you get here?

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 10:34:32 PM

litleone8620

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When do you need me?

LaMalinche: what kind of games are you talking about?

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 10:55:54 PM

Irishblu

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Next time either call up your boyfriend, let him know you don't have to work and make him a better offer then getting drunk with his buddy's... OR get together with some girlfriends and have a girls night out.

But it's not as sad as what I am doing on a Saturday night. I am snuggled up in bed alternating between watching episodes of Grey's Anatomy I missed, readying the boards here and talking in IMs with my oldest evil offspring who is in Ca for 3 weeks... she hasn't even been gone 24 hours!

And I just got to be a MOM here... you shouldn't be mixing Nyquil and Crown! lol

Be safe and be well,
irish

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 10:59:49 PM

Evanesce

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quote:

When do you need me?

LOL! Ummmm... about two years ago? It's a neverending job 'round here. Dust! Arggghhhhh!

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 11:01:50 PM

litleone8620

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Yeah, i read your profile. 22 rooms and 3 stories, that's really gotta suck a toe.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 11:02:59 PM

LaMalinche

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quote:

ORIGINAL: litleone8620

LaMalinche: what kind of games are you talking about?

RPGs, SRPs, card, board, dice, strategy, what kind do you want?

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 11:04:34 PM

litleone8620

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Whatever you're willing to teach me, of course.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 11:12:32 PM

Emperor1956

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Ohhh how emo. This is like listening to my teenaged daughter, although she has the good sense not to mix good whiskey with anything but water or soda (Dad taught her well). My suggestion, cait, is put on some emo music (Maroon5 seems to be in vogue) and get thoroughly down about how much your life, men, the English, and CM sucks. Then go for a run tomorrow morning. You will get thru this, dear.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 11:15:55 PM

Evanesce

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quote:

that's really gotta suck a toe.

Yeah, it sucks big rocks, but I love where we live.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 11:19:16 PM

litleone8620

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I couldn't imagine having to keep a house that size clean. I would be pulling out my hair. By the time you're done, you have to start all over again.

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RE: Rant ... - 7/8/2006 11:36:21 PM

LaMalinche

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quote:

ORIGINAL: litleone8620

Whatever you're willing to teach me, of course.

Wheeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Come to Kansas!

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RE: Rant ... - 7/9/2006 12:06:54 AM

litleone8620

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Hmmmmmmmmm Kansas is definitely not one of my favorite places to be, but if i have to.....

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RE: Rant ... - 7/9/2006 12:23:06 AM

SavageFaerie

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Dorothy we arent in Kansas anymore. Da cyclone is headed for SoggyFaerie's farm

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RE: Rant ... - 7/9/2006 12:26:21 AM

litleone8620

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That sounds like fun.....

Where's the pool at?

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RE: Rant ... - 7/9/2006 12:39:57 AM

SavageFaerie

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In hurricaine alley these days... lol go figure. I'm in SE Texas

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