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elmerfudxx -> Hello Pics (4/24/2014 8:23:54 AM)
Its a long story but over many years i have a running joke with a guy i hardly know, he used to be a neighbor but we both moved out of that street over ten years ago. The only thing we have in common is that we both follow football or soccer in the UK. I Manchester United, he Manchester City. The only contact we have had over the past ten or so years is that when his team suffer a defeat I immediatly send the single word hello either as a text but increasingly over the years the "hello" texts have become more elaborate being sent as picture messages or foreign versions of the word I snap as I travel on business. Equally he does the same whenever United suffer some sort of set back. Here is the request I would like to up the anti by send him a picture message of the word hello written on female body parts the female body being possibly the only other interest i know we share, ideally breasts or thighs would be good if there any exhibitionists out there who can help me out, of course the point of the message would be the donor would remain anonymous (no faces required) and no ids will be given. All donations will be appreciated any girls over the age of 18 will be used in the order received either to this thread or to my id. Thank you in advance Elmer

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Hello Pics (4/24/2014 8:37:35 AM)
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elmerfudxx -> RE: Hello Pics (4/24/2014 8:38:56 AM)
the only problem is the way the football going this year i may have little opportunity to send them.

Phoenixpower -> RE: Hello Pics (4/24/2014 11:53:58 AM)
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anniezz338 -> RE: Hello Pics (4/24/2014 11:59:49 AM)
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LookieNoNookie -> RE: Hello Pics (4/24/2014 5:48:18 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: elmerfudxx Its a long story but over many years i have a running joke with a guy i hardly know, he used to be a neighbor but we both moved out of that street over ten years ago. The only thing we have in common is that we both follow football or soccer in the UK. I Manchester United, he Manchester City. The only contact we have had over the past ten or so years is that when his team suffer a defeat I immediatly send the single word hello either as a text but increasingly over the years the "hello" texts have become more elaborate being sent as picture messages or foreign versions of the word I snap as I travel on business. Equally he does the same whenever United suffer some sort of set back. Here is the request I would like to up the anti by send him a picture message of the word hello written on female body parts the female body being possibly the only other interest i know we share, ideally breasts or thighs would be good if there any exhibitionists out there who can help me out, of course the point of the message would be the donor would remain anonymous (no faces required) and no ids will be given. All donations will be appreciated any girls over the age of 18 will be used in the order received either to this thread or to my id. Thank you in advance Elmer I have absolutely no idea what you just said.

poise -> RE: Hello Pics (4/24/2014 6:07:29 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: elmerfudxx Here is the request I would like to up the anti by send him a picture message of the word hello written on female body parts the female body being possibly the only other interest i know we share, ideally breasts or thighs would be good if there any exhibitionists out there who can help me out, of course the point of the message would be the donor would remain anonymous (no faces required) and no ids will be given. You do realize that there are lots of breast and thigh shots available on the internet with just a few clicks of your mouse. I suppose you could be spoiling the fun for some exhibitionist, but wouldn't it be easier to send a photo that's already available? No faces or names are shared, of course, so it's not as though you are violating copyright material. If it's a really sucky season for his team, send him a picture of a KFC chicken breast. [:)]

Rasciallymisty -> RE: Hello Pics (4/24/2014 8:11:04 PM)
[sm=popcorn.gif]......so how's that working out so far for you??

Toysinbabeland -> RE: Hello Pics (4/25/2014 4:55:24 AM)
Why not ask your girlfriend to do it?

DesFIP -> RE: Hello Pics (4/25/2014 8:55:58 PM)
Buy a mannequin and write on it yourself. But really, this is how you're trying to con women to send you naked pics? Your game needs work.

elmerfudxx -> RE: Hello Pics (4/28/2014 1:02:59 AM)
Thanks for your feedback Generally speaking i can assure you this isn't a ruse to see female body parts under a false pretense, as it has been pointed out there are certain web sites that can provide this service so this woudl be quite a long winded way to get my jollies by seeing strangers body parts. As for the option of paint-shopping the words onto the photos, well that is possible but really just isn't the principle. More specifically to lookienonookie i suggest you try google translate to convert the original text into the your first language (assuming you have one). Misty not too productive yet but some might argue i have had a couple of tits replying so far. (sorry couldn't resist no offence intended) Toys - i asked my wife but she suggested i use my own as they are bigger..... Des its not a con i assure you what would be the purpose?????

DesFIP -> RE: Hello Pics (4/28/2014 7:19:09 PM)
Okay, assuming you're for real, don't you see something wrong in asking absolute strangers to send naked pics of their body parts to you? Would you feel okay accosting random women at the shops to do this? And since you're married, why aren't you asking your wife for naked pictures for you to spread across the net or show all your buddies? See, if it's not okay for you to ask this from someone who knows and loves you and is aware of this long running joke, then why is it okay to ask of strangers? My only other suggestion is you hire a prostitute to do this. Easy money for them with very little risk.

Lynnxz -> RE: Hello Pics (4/28/2014 7:22:06 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: elmerfudxx the only problem is the way the football going this year i may have little opportunity to send them. Oh, that's the only problem you've run into then?

elmerfudxx -> RE: Hello Pics (4/29/2014 1:04:31 AM)
Des Just a few comments “Okay, assuming you're for real, don't you see something wrong in asking absolute strangers to send naked pics of their body parts to you? “ Not really no, not on a website aimed at amongst other people exhibitionists. “Would you feel okay accosting random women at the shops to do this?” Of course I wouldn't and that’s why I don’t do that, and instead politely ask for anonymous volunteers on a website aimed at people with alternate tastes. To be honest I would be embarrassed to discuss 99% of the content of this website whilst I am out “Accosting” random women at the shops. “And since you're married, why aren't you asking your wife for naked pictures for you to spread across the net or show all your buddies? See, if it's not okay for you to ask this from someone who knows and loves you and is aware of this long running joke, then why is it okay to ask of strangers? “ Whose saying I haven’t asked my wife read above. “My only other suggestion is you hire a prostitute to do this. Easy money for them with very little risk.” Are comparing exhibitionists with prostitutes? But thanks for your suggestions. You seem to be getting very upset about this post which I believe was correctly inserted into the “Random stupidity” section of the message boards. I am not intending offence to anyone and certainly not forcing anything on anyone. Anyway I am off down the shops to accost strangers....... wish me luck

DesFIP -> RE: Hello Pics (4/30/2014 6:05:36 PM)
Elmer: I'm short with you because we get this a lot. Men who assume that because we are sex positive people, we are interested in fulfilling the kinks of just anyone out there. We aren't. We don't want to receive these kinds of requests here any more than we do at the grocery store. We are no different than the women you'll meet at the shops. We prefer our sex to be done with people we have a connection with. And most exhibitionists want consent and an accepting audience also, which is why they'll do so only in places where they can guarantee getting the reaction they want.

elmerfudxx -> RE: Hello Pics (5/1/2014 3:20:38 AM)
Ok Des can we be friends? I do apologize if i inadvertently offended you that was never my intention (you or anyone). I do not assume anything about anyone's sexuality on this site. The fact I am registered on this site and have been for several years should indicate I at least understand that peoples tastes can be very different from the "norm" including my own. I do understand that the women registered on this site aren't automatically "up for anything", however there is a possibility that some girls out there do find the thought of releasing photos to strangers exciting and what gives you the right to close that door based on your opinion and sexual preferences alone. It was a light-hearted suggestion that I never really expected a reply from, I am big enough to admit the response hasn't been over whelming (not including your replies) but really i was just testing the message boards as I had never used them. Just as an aside i suspect if i was a female asking for cock pictures my inbox would be overloaded by now. (and that isn't a request!)

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