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MysticFireTopaz -> RE: The Funniest Joke I Ever Heard Is ...? (9/6/2014 5:37:05 PM)
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Patty and Susie were two friends who lived in rural Appalachia. One day, Susie inherited some money and took a trip to California. After her return, she was telling her friend about it.
Susie: "Patty, in California they have men that kiss other men."
Patty: "What do they call those?"
Susie: "They call them homosexuals. And they also have men that are dressed up as women."
Patty: "And what do they call those?"
Susie: "They call them transvestites. And guess what?"
Patty: "What?"
Susie: "They also have men who like to lick women's private parts."
Patty: <gasps>. "They do? And what do they call those?"
Susie: "Well, after I caught my breath, I called him 'precious'."
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