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MercTech -> Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/29/2014 4:52:43 PM)
If you decided to tattoo your genitalia, what would you put there? "Prepare to be Boarded" "Torpedoes Away"

Chwilfrydig -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/29/2014 6:02:17 PM)
If I had one, I'd have trouble choosing between "Pull to inflate" and "Objects appear smaller than their actual size" [:D] [:D] [:D] Edit to clarify..."If I had a penis". I do have genitalia, last time I looked.

Lynnxz -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/29/2014 7:31:28 PM)
C always says he's going to get a bigger dick tattooed on his dick.

kdsub -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/29/2014 7:51:17 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chwilfrydig "Objects appear smaller than their actual size" lol... pitiful...but i love it... the problem of course is the lettering would be too small to read...lol Butch

DaddySatyr -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/29/2014 8:31:36 PM)
I'd get a $100 bill tattooed on my winky. Three reasons: 1) I like to play with my money. 2) I like to watch my money grow. 3) The next time the trouble 'n' strife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she wouldn't have to go downtown to do it. Screen captures *still* RULE! Ya feel me?

PyrotheClown -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/30/2014 11:01:27 AM)
a picture a Apu with the words "thank you,cum again

LookieNoNookie -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/30/2014 3:26:16 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Chwilfrydig If I had one, I'd have trouble choosing between "Pull to inflate" and "Objects appear smaller than their actual size" [:D] [:D] [:D] Edit to clarify..."If I had a penis". I do have genitalia, last time I looked. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

smileforme50 -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/30/2014 3:40:02 PM)
LOL.....you all are crazy....funny as hell.....but crazy I would have on my pussy...."Enter at Your Own Risk"

DaddySatyr -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/30/2014 3:42:09 PM)
I can't believe not one lady has suggested: "Slippery When Wet" (No Bon Jerk-off fans, here?) Screen captures *still* RULE! Ya feel me?

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/30/2014 4:19:12 PM)
The guy that did the tatt on my arm 100 years ago had a housefly tattooed on his manhood. Said he did it one night when he didn't have any customers and got bored. My roomie at Ft Dix assured me that it did not turn into a bald eagle when he got excited. As for me, you come near my genitalia with a tattoo gun, we are gonna rumble.

MercTech -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (4/30/2014 9:01:31 PM)
I remember one lady, in college, that supposedly had an interesting tattoo above her pubic area but I never got a look at it. Two lines: Open all hours Deliveries in rear

kiwisub12 -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/1/2014 5:59:13 PM)
Saw one on a woman that said "Lucky you". Thought it was a bit presumptuous.[;)]

WinsomeDefiance -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/1/2014 7:54:22 PM)
A very tiny, itsy bitsy dot. Because that's about as far as my imagination will let me linger on the idea of needles repeatedly poking my nethers.

DaddySatyr -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/1/2014 8:39:13 PM)
Why am I thinking about Phoebe Buffet's tattoo, right now? Screen captures *still* RULE! Ya feel me?

TheHeretic -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/1/2014 9:55:22 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr I'd get a $100 bill tattooed on my winky. Three reasons: 1) I like to play with my money. 2) I like to watch my money grow. 3) The next time the trouble 'n' strife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she wouldn't have to go downtown to do it. An oldie, but a goodie. You beat me to it. [:D] Screen captures *still* RULE! Ya feel me?

AthenaSurrenders -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/2/2014 12:57:28 AM)
FR A welcome mat Hazardous to small craft What was that line written on the doors in the Haunting? Something like 'All ye who stand before these gates shall be judged'?

hlen5 -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/2/2014 1:15:55 AM)
"Abandon hope, all ye who enter here..."!

MercTech -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/2/2014 12:19:42 PM)
Then again, there is sometimes going overboard... http://www.westword.com/slideshow/the-pass-around-girl-9463/

smileforme50 -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/2/2014 7:46:13 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: MercTech Then again, there is sometimes going overboard... http://www.westword.com/slideshow/the-pass-around-girl-9463/ Damn....I'm picturing that chick when she's about 75.....

BecomingV -> RE: Silly thought.. If you were to tattoo... (5/3/2014 10:44:00 PM)
As a Switch, I'd have some choices. Domme - FEAST submissive - feast Switch - Feast Yes, that's about right. LOL

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