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chatterbox24 -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 4:30:52 PM)
Unbelievable! I do hope you were well hydrated, I'd hate for you to be DRY with all that activity. quote: ORIGINAL: DominantWoman65 Oh damn, I really missed the correlation between birds, blueberry bagels and pickles. So this one time at band camp after eating a blueberry bagel for breakfast, a parakeet flew onto my shoulder as I practiced my clarinet with a dill pickle shoved up my ass.

DominantWoman65 -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 4:36:28 PM)
Who on earth would attempt a feat like that DRY without any lubrication?

chatterbox24 -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 4:39:16 PM)
I know is completely absurd. Even Fernando knew to never do that. He liked his perch a lot. Did I say a lot.

Chwilfrydig -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 4:47:15 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DominantWoman65 Who on earth would attempt a feat like that DRY without any lubrication? A man without an aquarium?

DominantWoman65 -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 4:47:43 PM)
Was Fernando's perch in his cage? For some ungodly reason, I'm visualizing a well lubed tiny butt plug glued to a wooden perch.

chatterbox24 -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 4:54:26 PM)
Ohhhh haha. I'll never tell. His secret.

DominantWoman65 -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 5:01:12 PM)
Ha ha ... As he's whistling..."and we'll be swinging"

NiceButMeanGirl -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 6:10:47 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: DominantWoman65 Who on earth would attempt a feat like that DRY without any lubrication? Someone who wants a pain in the ass. [:D] NBMG

LookieNoNookie -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/4/2014 6:38:44 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: NakedOutside I just tried it and my hole feels like its about to rip! Im still going to do it again! I love this I want my 3 minutes back.

Moderator3 -> RE: multiple butt plugs dry! (5/5/2014 10:05:58 AM)
We have gotten a ticket on this thread for your hijacking. I assume this is when I am supposed to remove posts, send gold mail out, scold you all and tell you to return to the topic. All I can say is OUCH and what was the subject? OP? However I did move the thread to the proper area, but that could be debatable. I don't want to hear about it. [;)]

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