WickedsDesire
Posts: 9362
Joined: 11/4/2015 Status: offline
|
Today I am offering multiple solutions for cogitation and as I have just posted this elsewhere, its seems perfectly valid for here too. 1. Have her wrap you in cotton wool firstly and very carefully, incase she sprains your skin, or become a pilot for NASA 2. Sell all your worldly possessions. 3. With your new found loot purchase a steamroller, or Sherman tank. 4. You can then confidently take her down 1. Take up DIMAC the deadliest form of martial art known to mankind, 2. The Dimac code of honour requires that before any of its students engage any non-practitioner in combat, they give the a fair and reasonable warning that they are exponents of Dimac, the deadliest form of martial art known to mankind, and that they can instantly disable their foe, should they so wish, their hands and feet being deadly weapons, and that they can kill, maim, mutilate, disfigure, tear, rend and cripple their foe. 3. As your hands and feet are now registered deadly weapons you will be required to keep them under lock and key in a biscuit tin
|