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GreedyTop -> Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 11:38:53 AM)
Despite all the excellent suggestions I got for netflix viewing, I somehow stumbled upon "Toddlers and Tiaras" I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucked.

mnottertail -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 11:40:58 AM)
Look. You're a sick fuck. There ain't any help for that. All you would end up is, a sick shot fuck. Hope this helps. You can quote me.

GreedyTop -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 11:58:36 AM)
You're such a giver, Ron! (btw, have you seen the TV series "Fargo"? LOVING it! AND THEY ACTUALLY USE 'UFFDA" in the dialogue!!!

mnottertail -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 12:10:57 PM)
And now you know the rest of the story, and yes, I have seen it, and live within an hour of it, and an hour and 15 of brainerd, and 2 and a half of Minneapolis.

GreedyTop -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 12:25:11 PM)
so you are one of those insane fuckers like my family in Pierre. Not that I had any doubt, ya know.

mnottertail -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 12:28:45 PM)
Ja, Pierre isn't all that Scandinavian really, they are more Germans there. Whole different bunch of squatters.

thishereboi -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 12:45:07 PM)
You have chosen....poorly

DominantWoman65 -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 12:49:56 PM)
Toddlers and Tierra's is like passing a car accident, you can't help but look.

dcnovice -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 1:28:34 PM)
quote: "Toddlers and Tiaras" I'm afraid to ask.

DominantWoman65 -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 1:46:46 PM)
It is as terrible as it sounds in my opinion. Think toddlers, mostly girls, beauty pageants to include full make up, hair extensions, drinks laced with who knows what to keep them awake and full of energy and bat shit crazy parents.

MasterG2kTR -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 6:22:51 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GreedyTop Despite all the excellent suggestions I got for netflix viewing, I somehow stumbled upon "Toddlers and Tiaras" I'm SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO fucked. What the hell were you thinking?????????? Any show whose biggest sponsors are Pampers, Midol, and Skoal should give you a clue to run away very fast....[;)]

LadyArakney -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 6:34:19 PM)
You'll recover, it's only if you stumble across Honey Boo Boo will you be totally screwed. LOL

smileforme50 -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 8:42:46 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: LadyArakney You'll recover, it's only if you stumble across Honey Boo Boo will you be totally screwed. LOL THEN you should just shoot yourself.....really.

Blonderfluff -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/28/2014 8:56:57 PM)
I only JUST learned about Honey BooBoo Some things you just can't un-learn...

thishereboi -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/29/2014 5:06:01 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: dcnovice quote: "Toddlers and Tiaras" I'm afraid to ask. I admit I watched it once so I will try to give you an idea. Picture a dozen toddlers, tired as hell, cranky and covered in makeup. Que the sound and you get kids crying and mothers trying to figure out why their little angels are acting more like kids and less like little adults no matter what outfit you put them in. My four year old has a better grasp on reality than most of these parents and I think it's a shame that stupidity like this isn't illegal. And that sums up T&T in my eyes. Hope it helped.

Worldtravelerxo -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/29/2014 6:47:02 AM)
The show is a bit of a train wreck, but have you seen "Dance Moms" haha we are hooked on that one. Think sadistic emotionally abusive dance teacher (those who can't do teach), high strung competitive mothers and the children/dancers who have better work ethic than most adults.

KYsissy -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/29/2014 7:05:42 AM)
That is some twisted shit. Hell On Wheels if you like westerns.

ShaharThorne -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/29/2014 7:55:44 AM)
I feel for you, GT...I have been so lucky as to avoid that spew.

JstAnotherSub -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/29/2014 8:20:57 AM)
[image]http://www.childtherapytoys.com/store/media/LargeImages2/bangGun.jpg[/image] I live to serve yanno Greedy. heh

Delilya -> RE: Someone shoot me... STAT!! (5/29/2014 9:35:13 AM)
I'm across the river right now, but when I get back, time for an intervention.

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