AthenaSurrenders
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ORIGINAL: PeonForHer FR I'm deeply grateful for the cmails I've been receiving on this matter from kind lady friends. However, may I gently remind everyone that I am a *bloke*? If I had the forethought to have things like white vinegar, essence of Madagascan lime, castor oil, grated Tanzanian fruit bats' testicles etc etc in my cupboards, wouldn't I also have the forethought to have fabric conditioner in them? To hell with it. I'll just spray my more stinky clothes with deodorant. Tried and trusted remedy. You shouldn't buy your fruit bat testicles pre-grated. It might save a little time but you're really losing out on freshness. I know you're a bloke so you might not have realised.
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Being your slave, what should I do but tend Upon the hours and times of your desire?
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