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This morning I was convinced..... - 6/27/2014 7:29:06 PM

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My Mom doesn't sleep well (neither do I), we both take different pills to go to sleep, she, some stuff very similar to what I took years ago (got hooked on it, backed off, decided...."this is fucked up shit but....it works but....I'm early 50's...I'll be a wreck in another few years....gotta get off this shit"....doc helped me dial down....got on some new shit)....she was (as was I then) just wrecked in the mornings (strong shit) but...I slept like a baby....anyway.....

She's got a great condo on the lake, I have 5 acres of solitude out in the boonies....but.....clearly (as you'll see momentarily) my brother is a factor.

They always have new shit coming out every year so I thought I'd try some of hers....so I asked her for a few.....

This morning I woke up thinking I'd stolen a 747 and my brother (dumb fuck) had taken the controls and tried to fly the fucker RIGHT through some (very) narrow gawdamned trees!

WTF was he THINKING!!!?????

Anyway....I woke up about 4 times certain he'd fucked up the gig (the gig being, we'd taken this 747 surreptitiously...no one knew), now....wings blown off right at the gawdammed stub....and the Feds were about to fucking NAIL us!!!! It's not like you can just go fly a fucking 747 as you please!

(By the way....I'd flown this 747 more than a dozen times with NO FUCKING problems...and he cut the gawdammed wings off as if it was no fucking big deal!!!).

Leave it to him.

Anyway....that's the last fucking time I let him grab the controls of a 747 when I'm taking one of my Mom's sleeping pills.

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/28/2014 12:20:57 AM

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Shit like that is why I'm glad I have no siblings, man.

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/28/2014 6:25:24 AM

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Have you been on the waccy baccy per chance?

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/28/2014 6:33:07 AM

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No. He was on one of his Mom's sleeping pills.

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/28/2014 9:54:01 AM

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After dinner, I exercise nothing hard or heavy. Buy 11-12 I am dripping off and once in bed...fall asleep in 2 min.

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/28/2014 9:51:45 PM

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You should really specify what this sh*t you are taking that you obtained from your mom is so we can give informed opinions....

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/28/2014 10:00:20 PM

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I've tried some herbal shit, doesn't work for me. Be nice to fall asleep before 3am. I take enough Rx now don't want any more.

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/29/2014 5:03:01 AM

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Lookie, stop mixing the drugs...you will end up flying off of the roof with the flappable wings like they did in the old time movies...

Did you at least rip your brother's head off?

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/29/2014 5:21:42 AM

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in your next dream cut his arms off...simple
how is he by the way Lookie?

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/29/2014 6:09:44 AM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Lucylastic

in your next dream cut his arms off...simple
how is he by the way Lookie?

Thanks for asking and, except for that foolish thing he did with the 747, he's vastly improved :)

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/29/2014 6:46:04 AM

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/29/2014 6:55:02 AM

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Glad to hear he's improving, Lookie. Just make sure to keep him away from your drug induced dreams in the future!!

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/29/2014 2:21:10 PM

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Glad to hear he's improving, Lookie. Just make sure to keep him away from your drug induced dreams in the future!!

What I don't understand is, if he loves me as much as you would expect a brother to love you, why is he crashing 747's (which I ALWAYS end up being the guy they come after!!!!) instead of bringing me Pamela Anderson?

I would bring HIM Pamela Anderson instead of crashing 747's and getting HIM in trouble for it.

(But...I'm a better man than him, clearly).

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RE: This morning I was convinced..... - 6/29/2014 2:37:47 PM

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if he is younger than you it explains a lot

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