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Gauge -> RE: going out thursday (7/2/2014 5:43:53 PM)
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Oh Steven, lighten up. We can give generic information to someone that we have no idea who they are, male or female, sub, dom, top, bottom, playful kinkster, hardcore fetishist, or blow up doll. [:)]
To the OP, here are a few suggestions:
1. Go out dressed as a carrot. Have your partner act like a bunny and eat you.
2. While at dinner, take a dildo and flop it on your plate. Call the waiter over and complain about it. Have your partner get all upset at you and have them ass fuck you with the dildo right there in the restaurant. You get a triple score for this if it happens to be a Chic-Fil-A.
3. Have your partner tie you to the front of a garbage truck. Have your partner offer people money to beat you with an empty can of tuna.
4. Go have a really swanky meal at a fine top quality restaurant, then get skin-grafted to your partner... go see movie afterward.
5. Go find a water buffalo. Dress them nicely in a tux. Take it to a children's movie and insist they they get in for free.
6. Get squirt-guns. Fill them with molten lead. You both take off all your clothes and have a battle in the middle of the highway. Remember to scream "GOT YOU" a lot. If caught by the authorities, claim you were rehearsing for your upcoming roles in a feature film about pencils.
7. Get surgical staples. Staple each other to the seats at the movie. Claim you sat on a Ju-Ju Bee. Sue everyone.
8. Buy the book 50 Shades of Gray. Read it like scriptures on the street corners. Try to convert others to BDSM.
9. Put marshmallows in the microwave. Film both of you reacting to what happened. Post on YouTube.
10. Get on your computer and ask for advice for how to spice things up for your date. Give as little information as possible about yourself. Never return to the thread.
See Steven? It wasn't difficult. Now you try.
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