Ya know....everyone seems to have a "thang".... (Full Version)

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LookieNoNookie -> Ya know....everyone seems to have a "thang".... (7/5/2014 5:32:23 PM)

Chics get 8,000 emails every 4 minutes.

Guys.....3 emails every 4 weeks....

A LOT of folks think "LookieNoNookie" is a chick that ain't getting any dick.

I'm getting emails that let me know that my "time is coming....you're a good guy Lookie....there's a girl out there for you..."

There isn't !!!!

There is no girl out there for me!!!

Might be a half girl for me but....I'm looking for a whole girl.....all the pieces and parts.

MODS!!!!!

I want a whole girl. You have access!

I want one whole girl sent to me.

One girl (okay...maybe 6 or 7, but no LESS than 3!!!!)

Okay....two.

Or one.

One is good....more is better.

One is fine.

I'm good with one.

(Or 7).









Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Ya know....everyone seems to have a "thang".... (7/5/2014 9:17:26 PM)

I'd be willing to bet this is the first time anyone has demanded the Mods provide him with girls! A nice change in their routine [:D]

Edit: well, if the Mods are taking requests...




Moderator3 -> RE: Ya know....everyone seems to have a "thang".... (7/5/2014 9:54:36 PM)

I'm sorry, the only girls I have available are missing just one thang. [;)]

Good luck with that Lookie. [:D]




LookieNoNookie -> RE: Ya know....everyone seems to have a "thang".... (7/7/2014 3:56:13 PM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Moderator3

I'm sorry, the only girls I have available are missing just one thang. [;)]

Good luck with that Lookie. [:D]


I felt we had something here....I feel abridged.




ivone57 -> RE: Ya know....everyone seems to have a "thang".... (7/8/2014 4:36:29 AM)

oh my so that is what the MODS do.. cool... I need a few myself to help with housework and who doesn't want to be paid.....lol




DesFIP -> RE: Ya know....everyone seems to have a "thang".... (7/8/2014 9:22:00 AM)

If the mods have one that's good with car repairs and landscaping, send them my way please. But you can't handle a chain saw in a frilly apron. Jeans and boots required, not provided.




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