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LookieNoNookie -> I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 4:56:25 PM)

I'm worth 900 katrillion dollars, I have a 14 inch cock, I have a mansion on the largest lake in Seattle (No...I'm not "Bill"), but...I like Chrysler mini vans....sue me.

GAWD....I have made so many mistakes in my life....I should have bought a Maserati.

So many chicks would have bought in.....

So many mistakes....so little time....



DaddySatyr -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 5:04:35 PM)


Cheer up, Lookie. It could be even worse. You could have made all those mistakes and be as ugly as I am.

Now, that would have been a shame!







Screen captures still RULE! Ya feel me?



Spiritedsub2 -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 6:13:44 PM)

You just need to make more money. The richer you are, the more adorable will be your eccentricities. Ever seen that show where the multigazzilionaires have huge gaudy atrocious custom RVs? They also always have a young hottie in the passenger seat.



Gauge -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 6:34:26 PM)

I am poor as fuck, hung like an anemic gnat, I rent space in a shoebox, and the last car I had was a used Matchbox with one wheel missing.

But I play bass. This makes life good.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 7:07:13 PM)


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ORIGINAL: DaddySatyr


Cheer up, Lookie. It could be even worse. You could have made all those mistakes and be as ugly as I am.

Now, that would have been a shame!







Screen captures still RULE! Ya feel me?


You don't know ugly...I have a stump (on top of my stump).

My stump is ugly.



LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 7:08:21 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

You just need to make more money. The richer you are, the more adorable will be your eccentricities. Ever seen that show where the multigazzilionaires have huge gaudy atrocious custom RVs? They also always have a young hottie in the passenger seat.


It's a goal.

I'm working on a smaller stump (on my stump).



Musicmystery -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 7:36:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

GAWD....I have made so many mistakes in my life....I should have bought a Maserati.



I know a guy whose Maserati does 185. He lost his license, now he doesn't drive.

Life's been good to him so far.



TheHeretic -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 7:53:52 PM)

My name is as close as I come to having money, I drive a beige Honda, and my endowment is more of a handout, but I sleep with a beautiful woman with a good heart and a dirty mind every night.

You are obviously doing something wrong, Lookie



ResidentSadist -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 8:03:02 PM)

With 900 katrillion dollars, you can certainly afford a Maybach Exelero and could steer it with your 14 inch cock! That would be more fun than a pair of incestual nymphomaniac twin sisters or a Maserati . . . end of problem.





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LookieNoNookie -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 8:36:36 PM)

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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

With 900 katrillion dollars, you can certainly afford a Maybach Exelero and could steer it with your 14 inch cock! That would be more fun than a pair of incestual nymphomaniac twin sisters or a Maserati . . . end of problem.





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I lied...it's only 900 kabillion.

A lot it's overseas....the Euro isn't doing so well.



Blonderfluff -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/7/2014 8:45:18 PM)


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ORIGINAL: Musicmystery


quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

GAWD....I have made so many mistakes in my life....I should have bought a Maserati.



I know a guy whose Maserati does 185. He lost his license, now he doesn't drive.

Life's been good to him so far.



[sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif][sm=rofl.gif]
BEST laugh of the week...

Thanks!



blacksword404 -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 12:32:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

With 900 katrillion dollars, you can certainly afford a Maybach Exelero and could steer it with your 14 inch cock! That would be more fun than a pair of incestual nymphomaniac twin sisters or a Maserati . . . end of problem.



You're one dirty, dirty man. But if I saw two incestuous nymphomaniac twins getting it on... I'd pull up a chair to watch. But I'd feel guilty afterward. Like fucking a hot chick in her clown outfit. Damn it's wrong but you can cross that off the list. I won't even say where I was shoving those balloon animals.



ControlFreak58 -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 1:33:35 AM)

Now that's going to be buzzing round my head all day.....

I might even have to go and find the vinyl, give it a spin.....



ControlFreak58 -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 1:35:56 AM)


quote:

ORIGINAL: Musicmystery

I know a guy whose Maserati does 185. He lost his license, now he doesn't drive.

Life's been good to him so far.


I meant this.... Not quite got the hang of 'quoting'.



ivone57 -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 4:34:39 AM)

I want one of those cars up there ^^^^^.... sweet ride



Musicmystery -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 5:51:39 AM)


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ORIGINAL: ControlFreak58

Now that's going to be buzzing round my head all day.....

I might even have to go and find the vinyl, give it a spin.....

He's got an office, gold records on the wall. Leave him a message --- maybe he'll call.



DaddySatyr -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 6:52:29 AM)


They say he's crazy but it takes all his time to be a loner.

I think he might be a detective because he keeps talking about looking for clues, at the scene of a crime.







Screen captures still RULE! Ya feel me



Musicmystery -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 8:02:36 AM)

He's lucky he's sane after all he's been through.

He can't complain but sometimes he still does.



TheHeretic -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/8/2014 7:19:53 PM)

And accountants to pay for it all.



PeonForHer -> RE: I don't know what to do... (7/9/2014 3:27:31 AM)

FR

Funny, I've spent years believing that was Lou Reed.



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