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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/9/2014 10:10:07 AM   
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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/9/2014 7:56:57 PM   
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ORIGINAL: TheHeretic

My name is as close as I come to having money, I drive a beige Honda, and my endowment is more of a handout, but I sleep with a beautiful woman with a good heart and a dirty mind every night.

You are obviously doing something wrong, Lookie


CLEARLY!!!!

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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/9/2014 7:58:10 PM   
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ORIGINAL: blacksword404


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ORIGINAL: ResidentSadist

With 900 katrillion dollars, you can certainly afford a Maybach Exelero and could steer it with your 14 inch cock! That would be more fun than a pair of incestual nymphomaniac twin sisters or a Maserati . . . end of problem.



You're one dirty, dirty man. But if I saw two incestuous nymphomaniac twins getting it on... I'd pull up a chair to watch. But I'd feel guilty afterward. Like fucking a hot chick in her clown outfit. Damn it's wrong but you can cross that off the list. I won't even say where I was shoving those balloon animals.


I like your style.

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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/9/2014 8:20:07 PM   
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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/9/2014 8:35:18 PM   
MrRodgers


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Status: offline 		Easy...come to Vegas. We'll make it 24/7 debauchery.

Gamble on the next stripper to disappear behind closed doors...and yet the state is still sending down mystery 'shoppers.' We could pose of two and extort a couple long blow jobs.

.....or just go to Pahrump and with a bottle on a binge. I'll be director of seximonies...for an abdominal fee. Fuck the pot, it will just make you go to sleep and you will...remember it all.


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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/10/2014 12:16:36 AM   
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< Message edited by MrRodgers -- 7/10/2014 12:18:59 AM >

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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/10/2014 12:17:54 AM   
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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/10/2014 12:29:53 AM   
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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have a 14 inch cock


Does the rest of you deflate when you get an erection?

We should design an inflatable sex doll after you and call it the HooCarez model.

"Ever have Romeo pop like a bad zit beneath you? Well with our bad boy, the rest of his annoying self can go away but the part that remains, is the part that counts! You don't need a face or hands to pleasure you, just a fishing rod of love that keeps on stabbing your vital organs in a frenzy of bliss; and as for the rest...HooCarez??"

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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/10/2014 12:04:44 PM   
Paladin9


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Status: offline 		I have a full size cargo van, no windows. Unfortunately it's so full of business equipt that the one time a GF and I tried having sex in it could not find a acceptable position.

I have thought about putting a big sign on it "FREE CANDY". ;)

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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/10/2014 3:42:09 PM   
LookieNoNookie


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ORIGINAL: RemoteUser


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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I have a 14 inch cock


Does the rest of you deflate when you get an erection?

We should design an inflatable sex doll after you and call it the HooCarez model.

"Ever have Romeo pop like a bad zit beneath you? Well with our bad boy, the rest of his annoying self can go away but the part that remains, is the part that counts! You don't need a face or hands to pleasure you, just a fishing rod of love that keeps on stabbing your vital organs in a frenzy of bliss; and as for the rest...HooCarez??"


I'm the only man (ever recorded) who can actually come before I arrive.

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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/10/2014 3:53:19 PM   
MrRodgers


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Status: offline 		Turns out, I have a 57 Chevy Panel delivery, straight 6, 3 on the tree, and almost no rust. Trouble is, we just found it in the high grass we never cut and...it's on what looks like pre-war blocks.

We could fix it up and make our own stories...maybe make it a movie. The panel that stole the cock or...the cock that stole the panel.

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RE: I don't know what to do... - 7/10/2014 11:44:40 PM   
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