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I'm horny. - 7/9/2014 7:50:46 PM

LookieNoNookie

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I'm actually beyond horny.

"Horny" is ineffectual to describe the horniness that I am.

If I were to describe my current predicament, I'd say that "horny, with a hydrogen bomb attached" would be somewhat accurate (but not entirely).

My head (the one on my shoulders) may possibly explode in the next 7 minutes.

It's entirely possible I may not be mentally here to discuss this matter in mere moments.

I could possibly blo....OMFG......(it was nice knowing all of you).

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/9/2014 8:01:42 PM

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"Paging Doctor Hand. Report to OR 7 for an emergency masturbatectomy stat. Doctor Hand to OR 7 for emergency masturbatectomy stat."

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/9/2014 8:32:20 PM

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Post made at 10:50 Eastern Standard Time USA.

I read the thread at 11:31 Eastern Standard Time USA.

The OP has not been back since.

Conclusion: The OP's head has exploded.

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/10/2014 10:04:20 AM

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/10/2014 11:19:00 AM

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Just think of this as cuck training, Lookie.

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/10/2014 3:43:47 PM

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Thank gawwwwd for 911 and ER

I'm here to tell the tale.

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/10/2014 4:33:20 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Thank gawwwwd for 911 and ER

I'm here to tell the tale.

Jesus Christ man... details! did you go to the ER and get a happy ending?

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/10/2014 4:45:28 PM

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Jesus Christ man... details! did you go to the ER and get a happy ending?

Doctor Hand did a good job and saved his life.
She's tabulating his bill right now (unfortunately, I don't think insurance covers it).

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RE: I'm horny. - 7/10/2014 4:52:26 PM

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quote:

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

Thank gawwwwd for 911 and ER

I'm here to tell the tale.

Jesus Christ man... details! did you go to the ER and get a happy ending?

They have some really amazing lube...same shit they use on the heart starter devices....when they put it on my chest I said "a little lower please"....that was a fucking amazing 12 seconds!!!!

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