Can I have a pony?

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pahunkboy -> Can I have a pony? (7/11/2006 4:41:02 AM)
/jumps up and down, pleads for a pretty pony!/ can i? can i? can i?

missturbation -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/11/2006 5:10:58 AM)
Funnily enough a farm up the road from me has got two new ponies. Ill steal ya one u want the black or dark brown? lol

twicehappy -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/11/2006 5:43:03 AM)
Do you want a pony or do you want to be a pony?

pahunkboy -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/11/2006 9:02:14 AM)
LOL- oh man- hard to decide. which ever one has the best posture. :-)

twicehappy -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/11/2006 9:41:35 AM)
I think that would depend on your owner and their choice of tack.

enigmabrat -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/11/2006 4:45:09 PM)
giggles an hands him a stuffed poney

crouchingtigress -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/11/2006 8:41:23 PM)
well punky, you have to proove you can take care of it.... **gives you 10 cigars to smoke all in a row and a vomit bucket...oh wait that is the wrong parental clichet....looks in attic for chia pet.**

twicehappy -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/12/2006 5:55:51 AM)
You are right, what he needs to do is write a letter to Scooter Clause and be a good toy...um.. boy all year.

Thanatosian -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/12/2006 9:45:36 AM)
you really do need to specify what type of pony you want - the flesh and blood kind, or the wooden punishment kind.

Gauge -> RE: Can I have a pony? (7/12/2006 1:53:55 PM)
No, you simply may not have a pony. We do not know if you are qualified to own a pony, or if you will give it a good home. What are your past experiences with ponies? Have you ever read any books about ponies? Have you ever read any books to a pony? Will you keep the pony in your bedroom or will you allow it to run free? Will you housebreak your pony? Will you teach it to do tricks? Owning a pony is a big responsibility... you just do not go out on a whim and become a pony owner. The animal shelters are filled with ponies that people thought they wanted.

NakedOnMyChain -> Where's Sunset? (7/12/2006 2:33:46 PM)
Sunset? Where are you, Sunset? Here pony?

twicehappy -> RE: Where's Sunset? (7/14/2006 8:44:20 AM)
He has been put out to pasture for stud.

tpas69 -> RE: Where's Sunset? (7/14/2006 2:42:58 PM)
Making someone a lot of money and giving others a good time lol

LaMalinche -> RE: Where's Sunset? (7/16/2006 4:00:11 AM)
Dayum Gauge, I love you! Will you marry my pony?

Tamerofwild1s -> RE: Where's Sunset? (7/16/2006 4:16:48 AM)
walks in dragging a saw horse wrapped in sandpaper with a pony head glued to the front of it ..... pulls outa horse whip ..... did someone ask for a pony ??

cuddleheart50 -> RE: Where's Sunset? (7/16/2006 6:20:13 AM)
uh no...don't want no pony here.

LaMalinche -> RE: Where's Sunset? (7/16/2006 8:35:49 AM)
Yeah. . . he did. . points to OP

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