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FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/11/2006 5:41:44 AM   
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This thread was actually the brain child of Daddysredhead and Desertdancer.

It is a Please Help thread. Feel free to post any little thing you need help with. 

Things like; Benji is humpimg my leg, please help or Loki is trying to add me to his  female collection, please help, or Scooter Clause said i've been bad and am getting nothing for Christmas, please help. 

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RE: Please help! - 7/11/2006 5:45:33 AM   
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I need a sub/slave PLEASE help

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RE: Please help! - 7/11/2006 5:47:53 AM   
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Email Crappydom and ask him to give you lessons on writing a profile full of secret houses and handshakes or post a photo of what is really under your kilt.

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RE: Please help! - 7/11/2006 3:34:54 PM   
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I need to learn patience...HELP!!!

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RE: Please help! - 7/11/2006 4:35:20 PM   
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quote:

ORIGINAL: cuddleheart50

I need to learn patience...HELP!!!


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RE: Please help! - 7/11/2006 4:37:03 PM   
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I cant wait that long, im too impatient...LOL

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/11/2006 7:58:12 PM   
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Hi there, ...  (twicehappy)  cute thread...

I have been having some very racey thoughts about Master and I'm almost too embarrassed to tell Him what they are when He asks me...  please help! 

edited because the racey thoughts caused me to screw up my post...  lol

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/11/2006 8:17:08 PM   
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quote:

I have been having some very racey thoughts about Master and I'm almost too embarrassed to tell Him what they are when He asks me...  please help! 


OK... tell US, and we'll tell him for you. 

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/11/2006 8:27:36 PM   
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~not lots to Denises sugestion~

i am hoplessly pedantic.....please help

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/12/2006 5:45:01 AM   
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Daddysredhead, do what i do and send them to him in an email, lol, or do as others suggested and we will send them to him.

The email thing does work and he will come home with a huge smile on his face!

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/12/2006 5:46:40 AM   
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~not lots to Denises sugestion~

i am hoplessly pedantic.....please help



Get yourself a deaf slave and teach him to smile and nod when he sees your lips moving.

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/12/2006 10:38:10 PM   
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Please help, there is a spider in the light in my hallway right before my bathroom, the thing is huge, and I know it's in the light and thus can't get me, but I'm horrified of it, to the point then I'm trapped in my bedroom, and everytime I go out into the hall way, my eyes fill with stars, my pulse races and I feel like Im going to pass out, and I have to pee, now please stop your laughing and help me?  My vision still hasnt cleared from my last attempt out there, truly my eyes are filled with this sparkling swirling light and I feel like Im gonna die...

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/12/2006 10:46:09 PM   
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breath relax focus you can overcome your fear

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/12/2006 10:47:36 PM   
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I need a collarme account with e-mail that WORKS.  Please Help!!!

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/12/2006 11:03:00 PM   
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Hmmm.... Could it actually be working..and you just aren't getting any mail?
 
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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/12/2006 11:15:21 PM   
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Ok, since I have to tinkle so badly, I am gonna crawl into the potty, that way I'm low enough to the ground that even if that damn thing randomly jumps from the hall light, it shouldn't get me...if I don't come back in the next 3 minutes, call 911 and tell them I've passed out with my panties down...wish me luck

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/13/2006 1:05:25 AM   
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::giggles:: Im sorry but that reminds me of my sister who would scream when she saw a bug and call my brother but she would say DONT KILL IT my brother would say what would you like me to do with it and my sister would say put it outside... lol my brother would always tell her eather it dies or it stays were it is and suddenly the wellfair of the bug was not so importent to my sister!!!

any way.. help me I dont know what pedatic meant

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/13/2006 8:00:05 AM   
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No, I get mail just fine.  But, nobody receives the mail I send.

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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/13/2006 8:01:39 AM   
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quote:

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No, I get mail just fine.  But, nobody receives the mail I send.


Hmmm....I actually don't have an answer.. I hate that.
 
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RE: FOR HELP POST HERE - 7/13/2006 9:17:29 AM   
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ORIGINAL: desertdancer

Please help, there is a spider in the light in my hallway right before my bathroom, the thing is huge, and I know it's in the light and thus can't get me, but I'm horrified of it, to the point then I'm trapped in my bedroom, and everytime I go out into the hall way, my eyes fill with stars, my pulse races and I feel like Im going to pass out, and I have to pee, now please stop your laughing and help me?  My vision still hasnt cleared from my last attempt out there, truly my eyes are filled with this sparkling swirling light and I feel like Im gonna die...


Lol, send me your address i catch and remove spiders from house for Jewel all the time, she really hates them. I think they are kind of cute and useful too.

Pendant or pendantic;

A pedant is a person who overrates or overuses book learning or pure technical knowledge. Such a person values simple knowledge (in the form of often obscure facts and rules) over common sense and more general knowledge.

Some pedants are ostentatious in their pedantry, as if displaying their knowledge, and pointing out the errors of others, gives them great pleasure. Such pedants would be more likely to expound at length on subjects, taking every opportunity to demonstrate the breadth of their knowledge.

Some pedants are simply nit-pickers, people who are annoyed by what they see as egregious errors. They take no pleasure in correcting your mistakes, yet they cannot let such mistakes go uncorrected. Such pedants will correct your pronunciation in conversation, and the bolder (or less socially adept) pedant might even correct your use of grammar while you converse with another person.

The on-line community has spawned a whole new breed of pedants, allowing free platform for ostentatious pedants to hold forth, and ample opportunity for the nit-pickers to comb for trivial errors that seek correction; the term Grammar Nazi is a popular appellation for such individuals.

Being called a pedant, or pedantic, is considered insulting. People who wish to make a correction often preface it with "not wishing to be pedantic, but ..." or "without being a pedant, ..." in order to indicate that the correction is made in good spirit and implies no criticism.

Pedantry can come about as the overzealous application of intellectual rigour, but equally can just be an annoying habit brought on by lack of social interaction

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