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I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/12/2014 5:35:15 PM

LookieNoNookie

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All these little fine looking chickees with flat stomachs are destabilizing my plans.

My plans are as follows:

I'm old...when I came on this site I was young.

I'd like to wake up next to several of these little chickees but....(as previously mentioned) I'm old.

There is an ongoing conundrum that I'm working on here.

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RE: I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/12/2014 6:17:43 PM

RottenJohnny

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Dear Lookie,
Let's explore your options...

1) Spend all your money figuring out how to look younger.
2) Spend all your money on a baby girl with daddy issues.
3) Spend all your money on a MILF with hyper-sonic kink drive.

Any way you slice it, I think there's a pattern developing here.

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RE: I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/13/2014 12:14:31 PM

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Fountain of Youth, Lookie. Shouldn't be that hard to find, maybe google earth has it listed?

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RE: I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/13/2014 12:16:24 PM

Gauge

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I have your solution and it is easy.

Become a billionaire.

Problem solved. You're welcome.

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RE: I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/13/2014 12:24:47 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

I have your solution and it is easy.

Become a billionaire.

Problem solved. You're welcome.

Actually given America's 'exceptional' overriding culture of money, become a millionaire and very coolly-so...act like a billionaire. Cheaper that way.

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RE: I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/13/2014 12:28:27 PM

Gauge

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quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

Actually given America's 'exceptional' overriding culture of money, become a millionaire and very coolly-so...act like a billionaire. Cheaper that way.

I do not recall offering coupons for my advice, therefore it is billionaire or nothing. A few million would possibly allow him to find some skank, but to get the high grade kooze he is seeking, billions are needed.

Edited because I fail at grammar.

< Message edited by Gauge -- 8/13/2014 12:42:15 PM >

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RE: I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/14/2014 2:54:25 AM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: MrRodgers

Actually given America's 'exceptional' overriding culture of money, become a millionaire and very coolly-so...act like a billionaire. Cheaper that way.

I do not recall offering coupons for my advice, therefore it is billionaire or nothing. A few million would possibly allow him to find some skank, but to get the high grade kooze he is seeking, billions are needed.

Edited because I fail at grammar.

Yes, Billionaire.

That is the answer.

I'll be back.

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RE: I'm having a bit of consternation.... - 8/14/2014 3:00:59 AM

ShaharThorne

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Become a billionaire and do some major work on me...lipo, titty lift, thigh...and then we can discuss terms of your endearment.

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