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MasterRenegade77 -> Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (7/11/2006 11:37:43 AM)

Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner?

Here is a little test that will help you decide.
The answer can be found by posing the following question:
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You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small children.
Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the knife, and charges at you. You are carrying a Glock cal 40, and you are an expert shot. You have mere seconds before he reaches you and your family. What do you do?
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Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question!
Does the man look poor or oppressed?
Have I ever done anything to him that would inspire him to attack?
Could we run away?
What does my wife think?
What about the kids?
Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation?
Does the Glock have appropriate safety built into it?
Why am I carrying a loaded gun anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my children?
Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound me?
If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while he was stabbing me?
Should I call
9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted?
We need to raise taxes, have paint and weed day and make this a happier, healthier street that would discourage such behavior.
This is all so confusing! I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a  consensus.
 
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  Republican's Answer:
  BANG!
 
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Southerner's Answer:
Husband:   BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!   BANG! Click..... (Sounds of reloading) BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!  BANG! Click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the 
Winchester Silver Tips or Hollow Points?"
Son:  "Can I shoot the next one!"
Wife:  "You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!"
 




caitlyn -> RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (7/11/2006 12:32:54 PM)

Whoever you got that from, is full of shit.
 
REAL southerner would never be seen with foreign-made handgun. [;)]




irishbynature -> RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (7/11/2006 1:15:41 PM)

I was a Republican, then a Democrat and now an Independent......But, always a Southerner...and most importantly....I'm GRITS.  (Girl Raised In The South). I prefer just being GRITS.[:)]




irishbynature -> RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (7/11/2006 1:17:14 PM)

quote:

ORIGINAL: caitlyn

Whoever you got that from, is full of shit.
 
REAL southerner would never be seen with foreign-made handgun. [;)]


LOL...so true![sm=biggrin.gif]




RPutnamJr -> RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (7/13/2006 8:23:35 AM)

Damn...only a Republican...but I did shoot him right between the eyes...one bullet...one terrorist...have many more bullets still in the mag and chamber for his partners.

Didn't miss and then have to reload to kill him like the Southerner and don't own a pick-up either to mount him on while I take him home. Besides the Southerner would have also then gone and gotten his Rifle out of the pickup...so he could then hunt down the terrorists family and friends. Might pick off a couple of Dems too just for practice along the way.

Nothing against Islam or Muslims...just hate terrorists and Dems. Peace be to all.




SweetPosession -> RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (7/13/2006 1:08:35 PM)

We used a similar joke in a reenactment household I belonged to...

Hammerstormer:
BANG! BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG click
BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG-BANG click

"Nice grouping, Daddy!"




SmokeyM -> RE: Are you a Democrat, Republican or Southerner? (7/13/2006 5:15:52 PM)

LOL all to true!
 
~Smokey




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