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There's an alligator in my bed - 9/16/2014 10:38:15 PM

LookieNoNookie

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Well, not exactly now...I haven't gone to sleep yet but he was there all of last night.

He was calm but he was....a fucking alligator.

He was there the entire night. Chomping.

Alligatorish like. Cat didn't seem to mind (which frankly, pissed me off....you'd think the cat would have protected me).

I'm hoping he's not there tonight.

Let's hope the alligator does not return.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/17/2014 4:31:59 AM

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Don't look now, but there's an evil monkey in your closet too!

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/17/2014 12:31:31 PM

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Pics or it never happened...

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/17/2014 6:09:35 PM

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Try this again....

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/17/2014 6:12:53 PM

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Do you think you could pick him out of a lineup?

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/17/2014 10:17:13 PM

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LOL

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/18/2014 1:27:27 AM

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Where was Mick "Crocodile" Dundee when you needed him

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/18/2014 9:50:33 PM

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I'm telling you....there was a fucking alligator in my bed, the cat didn't seem at all impressed, all he (the alligator) did was chomp (I was in between sleep and awake)....he was never (truly) dangerous but...there he was.....chompin.....on the bed, just there....he wasn't slimy or anything....just there....chompin.

He wasn't excessively large....not entirely small...but...he was chompin.

I don't think that's what most rational thinking people want is....a chompin fucking alligator.

When you're drifting.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/18/2014 10:00:54 PM

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This story doesn't seem very likely. Are you sure it wasn't a crocodile? I could buy that, but the alligator thing, nah.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 12:17:35 AM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

This story doesn't seem very likely. Are you sure it wasn't a crocodile? I could buy that, but the alligator thing, nah.

Could have been a crocodile.....I was asleep at the time.

He was definitely chompin.

So many doubt. Chompin occurred.

I was not chomped, but chompin occurred.

I was not personally chomped.

I had my pillow there...never touched my pillow....chompin was factual.

I questioned the chompin (being asleep.....seemed a bit surreal) but I can tell you this.....cat didn't move and no doubt chompin occurred.

Woke up, alligator/crocodile was gone but he was fucking there. He was totally fucking there.

That's a fact.

Doubters will be everywhere.

Chompin happened.

(I was a chompin victim).

I know it happened.

Evidence abounds.

< Message edited by LookieNoNookie -- 9/19/2014 12:54:43 AM >

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 11:20:43 AM

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ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2

This story doesn't seem very likely. Are you sure it wasn't a crocodile? I could buy that, but the alligator thing, nah.

Could have been a crocodile.....I was asleep at the time.

He was definitely chompin.

So many doubt. Chompin occurred.

I was not chomped, but chompin occurred.

I was not personally chomped.

I had my pillow there...never touched my pillow....chompin was factual.

I questioned the chompin (being asleep.....seemed a bit surreal) but I can tell you this.....cat didn't move and no doubt chompin occurred.

Woke up, alligator/crocodile was gone but he was fucking there. He was totally fucking there.

That's a fact.

Doubters will be everywhere.

Chompin happened.

(I was a chompin victim).

I know it happened.

Evidence abounds.

The chomping thing makes me think cayman instead of gator or crock...but most of your stuff is a crock so perhaps this is also.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 4:04:28 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm telling you....there was a fucking alligator in my bed, the cat didn't seem at all impressed, all he (the alligator) did was chomp (I was in between sleep and awake)....he was never (truly) dangerous but...there he was.....chompin.....on the bed, just there....he wasn't slimy or anything....just there....chompin.

He wasn't excessively large....not entirely small...but...he was chompin.

I don't think that's what most rational thinking people want is....a chompin fucking alligator.

When you're drifting.

Look dude, if your junk is still there, it wasn't an alligator. If it isn't there, it was a lawyer.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 4:08:52 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm telling you....there was a fucking alligator in my bed, the cat didn't seem at all impressed, all he (the alligator) did was chomp (I was in between sleep and awake)....he was never (truly) dangerous but...there he was.....chompin.....on the bed, just there....he wasn't slimy or anything....just there....chompin.

He wasn't excessively large....not entirely small...but...he was chompin.

I don't think that's what most rational thinking people want is....a chompin fucking alligator.

When you're drifting.

Look dude, if your junk is still there, it wasn't an alligator. If it isn't there, it was a lawyer.

You say the sweetest things!

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 5:43:51 PM

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm telling you....there was a fucking alligator in my bed, the cat didn't seem at all impressed, all he (the alligator) did was chomp (I was in between sleep and awake)....he was never (truly) dangerous but...there he was.....chompin.....on the bed, just there....he wasn't slimy or anything....just there....chompin.

He wasn't excessively large....not entirely small...but...he was chompin.

I don't think that's what most rational thinking people want is....a chompin fucking alligator.

When you're drifting.

Look dude, if your junk is still there, it wasn't an alligator. If it isn't there, it was a lawyer.

You've met my attorney?

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 5:53:22 PM

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So I've gotta know, what were you drinking the night before?

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 5:54:10 PM

Gauge

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ORIGINAL: DomKen
You've met my attorney?

No, but my ex-wife's attorney got my gonads in the divorce settlement.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/19/2014 6:56:16 PM

smileforme50

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“Give it to me!” she yelled
“I’m so fucking wet! Give it to me now!”

She could scream all she wanted…..I was keeping the umbrella.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/20/2014 5:05:55 PM

LookieNoNookie

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quote:

ORIGINAL: Gauge

quote:

ORIGINAL: LookieNoNookie

I'm telling you....there was a fucking alligator in my bed, the cat didn't seem at all impressed, all he (the alligator) did was chomp (I was in between sleep and awake)....he was never (truly) dangerous but...there he was.....chompin.....on the bed, just there....he wasn't slimy or anything....just there....chompin.

He wasn't excessively large....not entirely small...but...he was chompin.

I don't think that's what most rational thinking people want is....a chompin fucking alligator.

When you're drifting.

Look dude, if your junk is still there, it wasn't an alligator. If it isn't there, it was a lawyer.

(Fuuuuuck).

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/20/2014 5:07:06 PM

LookieNoNookie

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ORIGINAL: RockaRolla

So I've gotta know, what were you drinking the night before?

With Dom (cough) Ken.....one never knows.

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RE: There's an alligator in my bed - 9/21/2014 12:09:02 PM

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Were you eating s'mores in bed?
Anyone who has taken an Everglades airboat tour can tell you that marshmallows bring out the gators.

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