A Fitness Band for Maso's

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shiftyw -> A Fitness Band for Maso's (9/17/2014 10:06:12 AM)
http://www.esquire.com/blogs/news/pavlok-zaps-you-into-fitness-082714 But seriously...

ExiledTyrant -> RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's (9/17/2014 10:13:56 AM)
If it came with a remote, or better, a pager number, I'd buy you one.

shiftyw -> RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's (9/17/2014 10:17:36 AM)
Well-it lets all your friends know you're being a lazy fuck and they can zap your ass via facebook or something. So should I expect it in the mail upon release? I mean I am trying to lose weight and my fitbit doesn't do fun electro play with me!

ExiledTyrant -> RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's (9/17/2014 10:23:11 AM)
I've always wanted to establish the "thinking of you" corp. we would provide small insertable pagers with the most insane vibration function you can imagine. Naturally I would use it for evil. I'd send one to the president and wait for the state of the union address and then dial ;)

AAkasha -> RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's (9/17/2014 10:32:32 AM)
How long before a sub wraps that thing around the base of his cock. Who wants to be guinea pig there?

ExiledTyrant -> RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's (9/17/2014 10:35:55 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: AAkasha How long before a sub wraps that thing around the base of his cock. Who wants to be guinea pig there? OMG! You sick, fucking twisted.... Wait, I'm just complimenting you, aren't I?

ShaharThorne -> RE: A Fitness Band for Maso's (9/17/2014 12:32:55 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: AAkasha How long before a sub wraps that thing around the base of his cock. Who wants to be guinea pig there? OMG! You sick, fucking twisted.... Wait, I'm just complimenting you, aren't I? YEP!

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