ExiledTyrant -> RE: can dogs perceive the bond with their humans have diminished? (9/21/2014 7:18:37 AM)
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You know, I took my talking dog to a bar one night. I was pretty hard up for a drink and told the barkeep that if he gave me a drink he could ask my dog any question he wanted and Stray would answer. He chuckled, and said, I tell you what, I'll ask a primer question and if the dog answers I'll give you a drink. I said sure: Barkeep: Stray, how has life been treating you? Stray: Rrrruuuuf! Me: There it is, where's my drink? Barkeep: You and your dog get out of here, I'm not playing your games. Me: No, really, watch and listen. Stray, what grows on tree's? Stray: BARK! Barkeep: GTFO of here! Me: Look man, ask her any question, seriously. Barkeep: Stray, who was the greatest baseball player that ever lived? Stray: Ruuuth! Barkeep: That's it, GTFO or I'm calling the cops. Naturally we GTFO but when we got to the door, Stray turned and looked at the barkeep. Stray: Was it Hank Aaron?
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