The husband had just finished reading the book, "MAN OF THE
HOUSE".
    He stormed into the kitchen and walked directly up to his wife.
Pointing a finger in her face, he said, "From now on, I want you to know
that I am the man of this house, and my word is law! I want you to
prepare me a gourmet meal tonight, and when I'm finished eating my meal,
I expect a scrumptious dessert afterward. Then, after dinner, you are
going to draw me my bath so I can relax. And when I'm finished with my
bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?"
    His wife replied, "The friggin'  funeral director would be my
guess."