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ExiledTyrant -> Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 9:14:14 AM)
That's right, you've read it correctly. I'm talking to all you phat ass bitches out there on this site. In appreciation of my magnanimous shout out to all you phat ass bitches, I'm going to need to see some fuckin PHAT selfies~! Jus so you know: Boobies will be motor-boated Ass's will be bit. Tweeters will be licked Lips will be kissed Backs will be scratched Birds will be flown. So get on with the selfies you PHAT ass bitches, papa needs wank materiel. Jus sayin

Gauge -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 9:21:22 AM)
Someone forgot to put the saltpeter in his oatmeal.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 9:22:39 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Gauge Someone forgot to put the saltpeter in his oatmeal. I'm impervious, you homophobic shithead. Now, let's get back to calling all our girls Phat.

Gauge -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 9:23:32 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant I'm impervious, you homophobic shithead. Now, let's get back to calling all our girls Phat. I'm down wit dat.

sexyred1 -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:01:03 AM)
Are you guys trying to rap? Cause it's not working. Just sayin. 😘

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:03:19 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Are you guys trying to rap? Cause it's not working. Just sayin. 😘 There's my favorite Phat honey now! Wooo hooooo! We're going to need to see them boobies now. Jus sayin

sexyred1 -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:06:27 AM)
No boobie shots. It would be like staring into the sun. I think you need your retinas.

GoddessManko -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:09:52 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Are you guys trying to rap? Cause it's not working. Just sayin. 😘 There's my favorite Phat honey now! Wooo hooooo! We're going to need to see them boobies now. Jus sayin Better Q is when you are gonna whip it out? I know more than a few of us have been wondering and you are forever stingy. Maybe we need fap material too, eh? Kidding, kidding (some what). [:D]

Spiritedsub2 -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:10:34 AM)
For the benefit of your old broad readers, what is the meaning of "phat"?

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:12:47 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 No boobie shots. It would be like staring into the sun. I think you need your retinas. Icarus is my middle name. Jus sayin

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:15:37 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessManko quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Are you guys trying to rap? Cause it's not working. Just sayin. 😘 There's my favorite Phat honey now! Wooo hooooo! We're going to need to see them boobies now. Jus sayin Better Q is when you are gonna whip it out? I know more than a few of us have been wondering and you are forever stingy. Maybe we need fap material too, eh? Kidding, kidding (some what). [:D] I'm saving it as a surprise for when you come to use my house as a store front.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:16:50 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 For the benefit of your old broad readers, what is the meaning of "phat"? Pretty Hot And Tempting. Which sums up all of our girls. Jus sayin

sexyred1 -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:17:23 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Spiritedsub2 For the benefit of your old broad readers, what is the meaning of "phat"? Pretty Hot And Tasty?

Moderator3 -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:38:57 AM)
It is a good thing I have a strong mod heart, with some of the titles lately. [:D] Have fun!

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:41:21 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moderator3 It is a good thing I have a strong mod heart, with some of the titles lately. [:D] Have fun! HEY! You're not off the hook. We need to see them boobies, my motor-boater is ready!

Moderator3 -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:45:04 AM)
This is when I may need to try to pass as a very hairy man.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:50:59 AM)
quote: ORIGINAL: Moderator3 This is when I may need to try to pass as a very hairy man. I'm an indiscriminate motor-boater. Shave them boobies and lets see'em!

shiftyw -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 11:51:46 AM)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LDZX4ooRsWs ^ That should keep you satisfied for a while. Just mute it so you don't have to hear the rap.

shiftyw -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 12:01:30 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessManko quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Are you guys trying to rap? Cause it's not working. Just sayin. 😘 There's my favorite Phat honey now! Wooo hooooo! We're going to need to see them boobies now. Jus sayin Better Q is when you are gonna whip it out? I know more than a few of us have been wondering and you are forever stingy. Maybe we need fap material too, eh? Kidding, kidding (some what). [:D] Manko is right. DICK PICS.

ExiledTyrant -> RE: Sure are a lot of Phat ass fuckin bitches on this site (11/6/2014 12:14:24 PM)
quote: ORIGINAL: shiftyw quote: ORIGINAL: GoddessManko quote: ORIGINAL: ExiledTyrant quote: ORIGINAL: sexyred1 Are you guys trying to rap? Cause it's not working. Just sayin. 😘 There's my favorite Phat honey now! Wooo hooooo! We're going to need to see them boobies now. Jus sayin Better Q is when you are gonna whip it out? I know more than a few of us have been wondering and you are forever stingy. Maybe we need fap material too, eh? Kidding, kidding (some what). [:D] Manko is right. DICK PICS. Go start your own thread, you friggen PERV! This is guy wank.

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