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crumpets -> Introducing myself, but not knowing how to properly do so (11/7/2014 9:43:02 AM)

By way of introduction, I would say that I'm a service oriented male, who would like to offer one deserving and appreciative lady in the Silicon Valley the sensual services of periodic massage, manicure, tea service, and whatever she wishes.

I hope to find someone, local, who will allow me to worship her and obey her every command, in order to please her.

What more can I say that isn't already in my profile?




Moderator3 -> RE: Introducing myself, but not knowing how to properly do so (11/7/2014 9:46:28 AM)

Please tell the members a bit about who you are as a person. Around the forum, you get better results if people can see who you are and not just the delicious kinky things we all enjoy. We want to know who you are before we go there. [:D]




crumpets -> RE: Introducing myself, but not knowing how to properly do so (11/7/2014 9:03:31 PM)

Thank you M3 for that suggestion, as I was a bit confused how the profile, which I put a lot of effort into, was different than the intro, which, belatedly, I now see, from your comments, to be a non-sexual thing, non fetish, and more to the point.

I'm an engineer. Geek. I don't know anything, but I can learn anything, which is all that matters.
I love the outdoors, and hike almost daily, and I am currently in between jobs, so, I do have reserves of time I've never had before.

I'm politically in the middle. There is no party for me. I like the way the Constitution was originally written, in that the best person for the job was supposed to run and win, and not some average that came out of a party machine. Alas, I'm a believer that smart people will ALWAYS game the system, so, smart people gamed the Constitution, and, now we have political parties - none of which fit me (which is my main point in that description).

As for religion, I believe humans created god, and for the purpose of controlling other humans (which ultimately boils down to smart people gaming the system again) - however - I don't mind ANYONE living their beliefs. I'm not so sure about the Mafia killing someone and then piously attending their funeral - but - as long as it's not too hypocritical, I'm ok with whatever religion others prefer.

With respect to vices, I don't really have all that many. Drinking is no big deal, so, I don't do it except on occasion with friends in a social atmosphere (e.g., wine at someone's house or beer at a club). Drugs are unfathomable (who needs drugs when the sunrise itself is a pleasure to see every day?). Gambling never impressed me (what fun is it to lose money on a card game?) but probably that's because I'm not a game player. I'm too up front, and in your face, and heartfelt with my emotions, so, politics isn't for me.

No. I'm a good geek. Stick my nose to the grindstone, and do what needs to be done.

Which, in a way, is what I'm about when it comes to kink. But, that, my dear, is already embedded in my profile.

PS: M3? How did I do? :)




shiftyw -> RE: Introducing myself, but not knowing how to properly do so (11/9/2014 9:32:29 PM)

Hi and welcome! (Albeit belated)




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