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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:13:49 PM   
NakedOnMyChain


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Status: offline 		I have the same trouble with underwear.  Part of it is because I'm too fucking cheap and proud to go buy ugly maternity underwear.  (Hey, I've only gained seven pounds.  I shouldn't have to, right?)  I have so many damned pairs of underwear it's ridiculous.  I'm talking enough to go three months, changing my undies every day, without repeating a pair and never having to do laundry.  I'd say 2/3 of those don't fit me properly anymore.  Including my favorite pair, which I wear anyway. 

The other problem is bras (over the shoulder boulder holders, if you will).  I have weird sized boobs that don't fit properly in any bra but a sports bra.  If I have to wear a nicer one, it's very uncomfortable usually.  I'm a 38 C, or 38 D depending on the brand.  My boobs are just a bit too big for a C and a bit too small for a full D.  Hopefully it clears up once I start breastfeeding.  Joy.  I have this one bra that, for some crazy reason, itches like hell and pokes me in the back, but it's too damned cute not to wear, so wear it I do.

I, too, have the problem with my ass hanging out of my jeans.  I must have a really long butt crack.  Anymore, my belly and boobs popping out of my shirts are an issue as well.  Hopefully that will start to clear itself up in a few weeks.

Edited to add:  Have you all noticed that none of the guys have chimed in on this yet?  Lucky bastards.

< Message edited by NakedOnMyChain -- 7/12/2006 7:18:05 PM >

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:19:28 PM   
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Status: offline 		omg i remember being pregnant. i bought maternity knickers but the dog ate them and after id had the unmentionable i cudnt wear a bra for weeks my breasts were that sore and swollen.
I dont envy you hun.

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:29:41 PM   
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Status: offline 		LMAO!  That would make one hell of an excuse!  Umm... sorry I'm late.  The dog ate my underwear. 

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:32:38 PM   
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Status: offline 		lol i think he just objected to them not being thongs

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:39:11 PM   
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I find panties too annoying, which is why I completely gave up wearing them quite a few years ago.



LOL I thought I was the only one that didnt!!

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:48:36 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

I have the same trouble with underwear.  Part of it is because I'm too fucking cheap and proud to go buy ugly maternity underwear.


My suggestion: go commando.  Being pregnant/nursing predisposes women to yeast infections and in this heat, it's one less thing for you to worry about.  My youngest was born in July and I found this a lifesaver.

quote:

The other problem is bras (over the shoulder boulder holders, if you will).  I have weird sized boobs that don't fit properly in any bra but a sports bra.  If I have to wear a nicer one, it's very uncomfortable usually.  I'm a 38 C, or 38 D depending on the brand.  My boobs are just a bit too big for a C and a bit too small for a full D.  Hopefully it clears up once I start breastfeeding.


*smiles*  Yes, it'll "clear up".  Post-baby if you decide to nurse you will likely go from your middle 38C-D to about a 40E.  Keep those sports bras around but you may have to invest in something with real support.  After awhile you'll probably shrink to a more manageable size, but it may take awhile.  Best of luck to you!

From one mom to another,

~Holly, who spent some of the best time of her life in Lafayette.


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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:51:33 PM   
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ORIGINAL: NakedOnMyChain

Edited to add:  Have you all noticed that none of the guys have chimed in on this yet?  Lucky bastards.


But I bet my last dollar that they are lurking with all the flinging of the bra and thongs and knickers.... yep yep caught a couple up there just posting. ROFL

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:53:54 PM   
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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:54:57 PM   
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1.  Mistoferin: 
quote:

  Bras....gawds they are a pain....but unfortunately sometimes you just have to wear them. We can put a man on the moon.....WHY can't we keep a bra strap on a shoulder????


May I direct you to the informative thread on keeping a butt plug in place?  I think that CrappyDom suggested epoxy, and someone else "loctite".  Staples would work, too.  my darling Holly suggests "carpet tacks". 

2.  NakedOnMyChain :
quote:

LMAO!  That would make one hell of an excuse!  Umm... sorry I'm late.  The dog ate my underwear. 


I use that one all the time.  It is especially effective in explaining a delay in beginning a jury trial.

3.  mistoferin, again: 
quote:

especially trying to describe my missing underwear and their value to the old cop who took the call. He was shocked at how much they cost and said that he gets 3 pairs in a pack for $5!!! Then he asked me if he recovered them if I wanted them returned. The thought of whatever the guy may have done with them though was enough to make me say "Thanks but no thanks".


It is moments like this that make being a law enforcement officer worthwhile.  "First Responders" all over America thank you, miss.

4.  and NakedOnMyChain, again: 
quote:

Edited to add:  Have you all noticed that none of the guys have chimed in on this yet?  Lucky bastards.


Chime in?  1/2 of us are rolling on the floor, laughing.  1/2 of us are in awe, and are just quietly listening, hoping you won't notice we are here.  and Steve...remember Steve?  He's taking notes on getting those cute orange and purple panties in a size 48 waist.

Thanks,

E



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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 7:59:02 PM   
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Status: offline 		My Victoria Secret bikini is annoying me because I have gained 10 lbs and my bust is not fitting into it like when it was new, and since I am still looking for a job and living off savings I really can't afford a new one.. I guess I should just lose the 10 lbs and skip the ice cream and go to the gym more often

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:00:48 PM   
enigmabrat


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Status: offline 		come to think of it I cant remeber a single time my brother or father complained about their bras or panties!!!

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:01:37 PM   
Tamerofwild1s


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Status: offline 		*sits in a corner* .. purple panties .. mmhhmm .. bra issues .... mmhhmm got it .... doesn't wear undies at all likes the free feeling uh huh .... *keeps taking notes and looking around for anyone who might catch me stealing all the undies*

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:03:47 PM   
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Call them and they will come..

Come on Tamer dont ya ever have problems with your tighty whities?

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:05:06 PM   
enigmabrat


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Bad Dom bad Dom!!!

::then smiles at him so very sweet like and kisses his nose::

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:06:47 PM   
mistoferin


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quote:

ORIGINAL: Emperor1956
3.  mistoferin, again: 
quote:

especially trying to describe my missing underwear and their value to the old cop who took the call. He was shocked at how much they cost and said that he gets 3 pairs in a pack for $5!!! Then he asked me if he recovered them if I wanted them returned. The thought of whatever the guy may have done with them though was enough to make me say "Thanks but no thanks".


It is moments like this that make being a law enforcement officer worthwhile.  "First Responders" all over America thank you, miss.


Glad I can be of service...lol. They really should educate those guys a little better though. The cop wasn't sure what a thong was and asked...."Are they those sexy string-up-the-butt things? Damn, I can't believe they could cost so much....heck, they left off half the material!!!!". I think he had a good time on the call judging by his poor attempt at suppressing his laughter.

The funniest part was when he tried to assure me that the perpetrator was harmless because he took my CLEAN underwear. "If he was a true sicko he would have taken the dirty ones".

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:07:47 PM   
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Emperor - that explains why cops need stress debriefings!

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:12:18 PM   
LaTigresse


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Status: offline 		I hate HAVING to wear clothes period. If I had my way I would only wear loose flowy silky clothes that didn't pinch, ride up, or bind anything. Unfortunately with these tatas a bra is a necessity and with all the horse riding I do in jeans undies are also very important..(chaffage) The horse riding also means not one but TWO bras sometimes which is double the uncomfortable but not as uncomfortable as two melons flailing about on my chest. I have always envied the slender small chested women that could wear anything they wanted and not worry about looking like a brunette Jayne Mansfield wannabe.


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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/12/2006 8:18:25 PM   
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Status: offline 		ditto!!!! i think the exact thing!!!

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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/13/2006 2:07:01 AM   
RavenMuse


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quote:

ORIGINAL: missturbation
oh i think u just swore at me - shoes are the one thing i cudnt give up


Thats just a steriotypical woman thang.
I'm out with helen, head turning and little comments like. "Nice legs"... "Nice arse"
Then a little excited voice beside me "oooooooh"
"What?"
"Nice.... SHOOOOOOEEEEEEEEES!"



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RE: Cant keep my panties on!! - 7/13/2006 2:20:15 AM   
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quote:

  LOL....that reminded me of something that my mother used to say. She used to say that C cups turn into L(for long) cups when you're older if you don't wear a good bra when you're young!


After a major sports magazin had this story in more scienentific terms, the sale of mens runnings shorts with "supports" drop'ed 99,8 % 

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